Hey guys. Made this just for you. Hope it's snazzy enough.

So, I did it. I went ahead and payed for the premium membership here. To be honest, I'd always kind've known that it was going to end up this way. I heard about this place through -- I couldn't even tell you right now, some stroke of fortune I can't remember. I joined up with a newly created email and decided to give the place a look around, 40% sure that I was going to see some things that threw some red flags and I was going to end up slowly backing up right out the way I came in. The market