Wife Complains About Hubbie to Tech Support
Published on June 29, 2019
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Wife Complains About Hubbie to Tech Support,
I was cleaning out some files and came across something that was posted here quite a while ago. It made me laugh, so I thought I would post it here on my WA Blog before I move it into the recycle bin.
Be warned though, it might be a dangerous read if you don’t have a sense of humour.
A recently married wife sent the following note complaining about her husband:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from byfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.0 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
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Signed,
Desperate.
Here is the reply from Tech Support:
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system
Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the application Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck.
Happy Canada Day Week-end and Happy July the 4th to our neighbours South of Us.
Enjoy the chuckle......
Kindest regards from Southern Ontario, Canada.
Paul.
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