Wife Complains About Hubbie to Tech Support

Last Update: June 28, 2019

Hello WA family.

Wife Complains About Hubbie to Tech Support,

I was cleaning out some files and came across something that was posted here quite a while ago. It made me laugh, so I thought I would post it here on my WA Blog before I move it into the recycle bin.

Be warned though, it might be a dangerous read if you don’t have a sense of humour.

A recently married wife sent the following note complaining about her husband:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from byfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.0 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

Here is the reply from Tech Support:

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system

Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the application Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck.

Happy Canada Day Week-end and Happy July the 4th to our neighbours South of Us.

Enjoy the chuckle......

Kindest regards from Southern Ontario, Canada.

Paul.

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SaraPoyner Premium
Absolutely brilliant! Wonder if the Demi gods at WA tech support can sort out my Husband 1.0 lol
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PMindra Premium
Does not hurt to ask right, Sara.
I found another in one of my old files that is of the husband complaining to support.
We'll save it for another laugh another day.

Kindest regards,
Paul.
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SaraPoyner Premium
I very much look forward to it! Might send in one about my Hormonal grumpy pre teen too lol! Site support seem to solve all my other problems instantly hahaha
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PMindra Premium
Just think about how brilliantly they are written. I look forward to the time when my writing skills are that honed.

Hormonal grumpy pre-teen huh? Be considerate, be there and remember always to be grateful.

Peace,
Paul.
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SaraPoyner Premium
Thanks Paul, Yes I am always grateful for my sons true wonderfulness, even when it comes with a side order of attitude lol
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FKelso Premium
Thanks for sharing! My evening's laugh.
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PMindra Premium
Yeah, Fran.
Everyone needs a chuckle once in a while.
Thanks for chiming in.

Paul
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BuffyisBack Premium
LOL!!
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SondraM Premium
I needed this laugh. Thank you! Happy Canada Day Weekend to you. (I need to look up that holiday..... I'm just far enough South that I've missed learning about it. )
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PMindra Premium
Hi Sondra...much like July the 4th...Independence of some kind.
Be awesome.
Paul.
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StPaul Premium
Lol and thanks for sharing!
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PMindra Premium
Have a great day, Paul.
You are progressing beyond amazing.
Stay focused. Thanks for the reply. Means a display of respect.

Paul from half way around.
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StPaul Premium
Thanks a lot SIR. Your messages means a lot to me. GOD Bless!
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PMindra Premium
Have a glorious future, Paul. You and your family deserve it.

Be Your Own Boss By Blogging has gained good traction now and will only get larger and larger.
Start to become awesome.

SP
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StPaul Premium
Thanks a lot SIR and wishing you great success!
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