How to be an Individual
Published on April 16, 2014
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In the Googular Classroom, students wait expectantly to be expertly trained.
The Chief Eggular Orchestrator (CEO) is now in control.
"Velkom to ze Googular vebben zeit makink klassrum!
Now, sit up schtrait und pay attenshun! Egbert! Zat inkludes you!
You are all individualz, yah? Not zo?! Gootnez - ve haf vaze of fiksink zat!
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Ve vill giff you ze formula to become Individualz!
Numba Vun: You must haf fresch kontentz effery day. If not, you vill be schkrambelt!
Numba Tu: You must all uze ze same orichinal verdz. Ve haf ze listz. Zeeze are ze keeze to your suksess und ve vill tell you vich verdz ist der best to uze.
Numba Sree: Alvaze remember: ve haf vaze of checkink vot you haf ritten! Ven you rite vot ve vont, you vill rize to ze topf of ze heap. Ven you deviate from zeeze rulz - zat inkludes you, Egbert - you vill be sent to ze bek of ze klass, vere no-vun vill effa find you!
Zo! Undaschtoot? Go und rite ze orichinal vebben zeit. Und alvaze remembar - ve vill be votchink you!"
The Author, having previously watched a movie starring Schwartze Arnoldnegger, (Ze Gugleator) awakes in a cold sweat from his nightmare. Zat accounts for ze ekksent.
Any resemblance to any classroom, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and absolutely no inferences or suggestions should be drawn from it as to how to build a successful website or whose expertise or guidelines should be used.
Do those who make the rules understand not all will understand rules?
:) george
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