How to be an Individual

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In the Googular Classroom, students wait expectantly to be expertly trained.

The Chief Eggular Orchestrator (CEO) is now in control.

"Velkom to ze Googular vebben zeit makink klassrum!

Now, sit up schtrait und pay attenshun! Egbert! Zat inkludes you!

You are all individualz, yah? Not zo?! Gootnez - ve haf vaze of fiksink zat!

Ve vill giff you ze formula to become Individualz!

Numba Vun: You must haf fresch kontentz effery day. If not, you vill be schkrambelt!

Numba Tu: You must all uze ze same orichinal verdz. Ve haf ze listz. Zeeze are ze keeze to your suksess und ve vill tell you vich verdz ist der best to uze.

Numba Sree: Alvaze remember: ve haf vaze of checkink vot you haf ritten! Ven you rite vot ve vont, you vill rize to ze topf of ze heap. Ven you deviate from zeeze rulz - zat inkludes you, Egbert - you vill be sent to ze bek of ze klass, vere no-vun vill effa find you!

Zo! Undaschtoot? Go und rite ze orichinal vebben zeit. Und alvaze remembar - ve vill be votchink you!"

The Author, having previously watched a movie starring Schwartze Arnoldnegger, (Ze Gugleator) awakes in a cold sweat from his nightmare. Zat accounts for ze ekksent.

Any resemblance to any classroom, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and absolutely no inferences or suggestions should be drawn from it as to how to build a successful website or whose expertise or guidelines should be used.

Do those who make the rules understand not all will understand rules?

:) george

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I hope I see this hit high on G's page one! Hat's off to you George! This is a post that will keep me smiling today :)

Thanks, Marcel - if this raises a smile, that's good. If it makes you think a bit, that's even better! I think this is for WA consumption only - but who can tell where gugular tentacles reach?
:) G!.

Wow, you might end up being not only rich but famous when Matt Cutts sees this. He can use it in one of his already great clips. Should we get your autograph now in case you forget us? :-)

I like your style George. You are always original. You must have customers flocking to your website. Garth

Garth - thanks for the compliment, but I'm still using fingers on my hands to count customers and one finger so far to count a referral. I think I got scrambled somewhere along the way.
:) george

I am still trying to work out which egg I am...

lol...

I am the Egg Man, you are the Walrus - koo - koo - ka - choo!
:) G!

I'm still rolling on the floor laughing. If Matt Cutts has Google Alerts turned on, he is notified each time someone on the web mentions his name.

He probably only checks alerts that emanate from certain sources. Doubt whether WA rates high enough on his radar to think, vell, I muzt zee that vun! But ya never know. ;-)

Love the pic! ~ Jude

Thanks, Jude - should I try to sneak his name in there somewhere? Could be a tad obvious, though. Now, if I could only do it through some Latent Semantic Indexing... or Latent Sycophantic Indexing?? Had to snap my eggs before their use by date!

:) G!

To answer your first question, I did it for you, lol. It doesn't matter that it is in the discussion thread. The Big G sees all and knows all.

Your eggs will probably live on forever in Google Image Search, and who knows where else they will pop up as people seem to use Image search as a way to "lift" unique images. ~Jude

Well Done George I chuckled all the way through that , perhaps we ought to send it to Matt cutts , he say's he has a very active sense of humour - make good sketch material.

Ray Bowley ( Merryman88 )

Thanks, Ray - I'm glad you got past the accent! Yes, it could be a Monty Python sort of sketch, with John Cleese as the instructor. I wonder what Matt would think if he ever laid eyes on this?

:) george

Put it Up as blog with Atten; Matt Cutts on it I am sure it will end up on his desk or post it on a google forum .

Ray Bowley ( Merryman88 )

Well done George - from what I understand it is correct - AND - it is very funny. Thanks for that - you have made my day.

Thanks, John - sometimes I find myself laughing hysterically at all the rules and regulations imposed on us - not to mention the expectations, which I won't. As the world is changing, there are times when I can only stand and observe!
:) george

Zo, Chorge, vot ju expeck, ve be aul de zame, ju Egbert ju? This was WAAAY too funny....love the eggs in the nest...a true shame they all ended up over easy....

Your wit never ceases to make my day....kep up der goot verk, Komrade....

**and don't forget: All who wander are not LOST.

Your silly bud in the soggy south,

~~Suz

Gootonya, Suz - you haf untershtoot sumsink, ja? Vun day, I vill too!

We call our eggs "googies" down here, so it wasn't such a great leap to take a pic of my egg carton and eggstrapolate from there!

We've had a wet and stormy start to Autumn, so it's a bit soggy here too!

:) G!

Googie, eh? Even that's funny....I must get a grip and get on with my day....think I'll have a googiewich for lunch.......lol

May the Universe enable to continue cranking out these gems for endless days....

Suz

You have a wonderful imagination George, and sense of humor. Thanks for the laughter today!

Thanks, Tria - it was partly inspired by one of your latest posts!
:) G!

So happy to be the partial inspiration to the bog that make a man like you take the time to make me laugh!

Laff? It's a serious business, Tria!

:) G!

Oh my gosh! That was cute and very unique! George you show your individualism every time you post something! Thank you so much for sharing this! :-)

Thanks, Sharon - it's a nightmare I sometimes have, especially after trying to write stuff for my websites, while following the rules - or trying to.
:) george

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