Do Alligators Eat Nurses?

What is on my mind is a little bit odd: Do Alligators Eat Nurses?

I have not contemplated this until I went for a walk around sunny Florida.

Strolling past a little lake, I saw an adorable couple fishing.

I allegedly sat on the little beach in the sun rays and burned some incense.

Steadily smacking mosquitos and reading 101 Things I Learned In Law School.

What an interesting book!

Flicking off the ants who thought I was a sugar cookie.

Sunglasses on, just partly in the shade.

I saw a few little splashes in the water, and wondered if the couple should trade spots with me so they could get a few good bites, mind you-I was thinking fish like flounder or something.

Imagining the dolphins we saw when walking with my son over the bridge to the islands with the choppy water carrying the boats into ocean space.

Then it was about that time to pack up my little backpack and hike back home.

Now that I am getting a lot stronger, I can start physical therapy!

Walking is getting much easier but there are days of waking up with such a pain in the neck.

While packing up my stuff I was trying to get a glimpse of the flounder.

Then I gave up on that because those little ditties were so evasive.

As I made my way back home, I strolled across a sign POSTED NO TRESSPASSING DO NOT FEED THE ALLIGATORS...

uh-oh, that is when I really started to wonder, would alligators eat a nurse?

I'm way too crunchy I hope.

The wolves already tried and they just coughed up skin and bones.

I didn't feed any of the Gators, but I saw a guy with a hat.

"Nice hat!" I told the wild-looking fella.

He said: "Killed an alligator and ate it and this is the hat I made."

WOW!

Now I wonder what they would taste like?

Since no one ever comes around to feed them, they might think I'm the food.

I do not taste like chicken, but I would most likely not be a good snack.

If they try biting me I will try to run, and again I would probably fall because I don't run-even took golf for P.E. so I wouldn't have to run due to breastfeeding and not liking running.

Has anyone eaten one of these? Or heard of any nurses being eaten by them?

Maybe they just like me and want to hold my hand, doubt it.