Do Alligators Eat Nurses?
What is on my mind is a little bit odd: Do Alligators Eat Nurses?
I have not contemplated this until I went for a walk around sunny Florida.
Strolling past a little lake, I saw an adorable couple fishing.
I allegedly sat on the little beach in the sun rays and burned some incense.
Steadily smacking mosquitos and reading 101 Things I Learned In Law School.
What an interesting book!
Flicking off the ants who thought I was a sugar cookie.
Sunglasses on, just partly in the shade.
I saw a few little splashes in the water, and wondered if the couple should trade spots with me so they could get a few good bites, mind you-I was thinking fish like flounder or something.
Imagining the dolphins we saw when walking with my son over the bridge to the islands with the choppy water carrying the boats into ocean space.
Then it was about that time to pack up my little backpack and hike back home.
Now that I am getting a lot stronger, I can start physical therapy!
Walking is getting much easier but there are days of waking up with such a pain in the neck.
While packing up my stuff I was trying to get a glimpse of the flounder.
Then I gave up on that because those little ditties were so evasive.
As I made my way back home, I strolled across a sign POSTED NO TRESSPASSING DO NOT FEED THE ALLIGATORS...
uh-oh, that is when I really started to wonder, would alligators eat a nurse?
I'm way too crunchy I hope.
The wolves already tried and they just coughed up skin and bones.
I didn't feed any of the Gators, but I saw a guy with a hat.
"Nice hat!" I told the wild-looking fella.
He said: "Killed an alligator and ate it and this is the hat I made."
WOW!
Now I wonder what they would taste like?
Since no one ever comes around to feed them, they might think I'm the food.
I do not taste like chicken, but I would most likely not be a good snack.
If they try biting me I will try to run, and again I would probably fall because I don't run-even took golf for P.E. so I wouldn't have to run due to breastfeeding and not liking running.
Has anyone eaten one of these? Or heard of any nurses being eaten by them?
Maybe they just like me and want to hold my hand, doubt it.
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I have not eaten an alligator, but would imagine that a nurse would taste like fast food that he didn't have to run after. Such a deal!
Haven't ever eaten one, so can't tell you how they taste. Let me know if you find out.
However, don't test the theory that the alligator won't eat you.
Becca, that is an exceptional story you just told. I was laughing before the email even opened. I have only seen one alligator in the wild and that was at an MLM Conference in Orlando. I have seen many YouTube videos of them in Namibia taking down Cape Buffalo, a wildebeest, or a GNU, and neven tourists. I imagine if you got close enough, he would eat you too. I doubt if he would take the time to read your pedigree or your license. So DON"T Feed the gators.
I have never eaten them. Since they are Unclean meat, to eat.
YHVH Bless
Sonny
LOL!!! I can't stop laughing about this, how I missed the sign--allegedly...
How I wondered if the whole thing could be an irrational fear until I saw the guy with the hat, then realized they are also food. Then the little lizards that scurry across the sidewalks, wondering if some of them could be baby alligators or how I would be able to determine the difference without catching them. But if they are lilke some animals, the momma isn't too far away, or maybe the babies are used for bait for the hungry mom who likes the taste of human bones... yep im not writing my hurts in the sand, but still carve all to be grateful for in stone.
I have eaten alligator. I imagine, if given the chance, one would eat a slow moving nurse. There are lots of dangerous things in life like alligators.
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I would suspect that alligators might taste like chicken, Becca! I have always owndered though, how so many things are siad to taste like chicken--you not included--but if someone did know what a chicken even tasted like, then what would they compare the taste of an allegator or even you too?🤔
I always love your intriguing posts!
Jeff🐔
True! I'm one of the few who don't know what chicken quite tastes like, I vaguely recall eating it 37 years ago. It makes me sick both ends ew
Oh! I'm sorry to hear that, Becca! I love me some Fried Chicken!
Jeff