not a word of truth

byJohnEdwards1

282 followers

8 years ago

Satan Geko

This garden pest was first found in Torquay last month and recently in Gloucester last week, they lay their eggs under chicken wings.

I am going to go out of my way to gather the most outrageous stories, but you have got to believe me it is a labor of love. I am an entertainer at heart. I spent 32 years, appearing at the top shows in London and five years at the Windmill in Paris.

Jan 1st, 2018

The sugary drink called Coke is good for you, drink as much as you can, I read this on the side of their battle bus, which also said this is an electric vehicle, well at least the lights are.

Jan 4th, 2018

The UFO that has been hiding on the far side of the moon has now gone home.

Jan 5th, A certain well known President had a dream last night that the teeth in the glass on his bedside table were telling him lies.

Jan 6th, 2018

America's lease on Alaska expires in 22 years and is unlikely to be renewed.

Jan 7th, 2018

Big ships at sea are not responsible for polluting the atmosphere. Tom Pepper says so.