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Ok, so this IS NOT one of my best days.. It all started when My exwife called and wanted more money.. Not for the kids but for her..!? .. She is a manager at H&M and makes alot of money herself but since 2009 i make more unfortunatly..

So anyways i Went there to pick up my Three boys and transferred some "much needed" money to her account to the tune "I took a pill in ibiza". (Since she started dating a younger bloke her taste in music just sank.) On our way home i gave my car key to one of my boys so he can put his stuff in the car while i get the little brother ready. He lost the car key..!!!!! After searching for an hour in the snow i gave up and called my girlfriend to get the other key and come.

I have the best girlfriend ever she RUSHED so fast!... So fast! that she hit a car on the highway and totally demolished our little ford.. I then had to take my exes car to meet her ...and 3 police units one ambulance plus 3 other cars that got involved in the accident!?

Then after the towtruck came we picked up the kids that were waiting and made a quick stop at Mc donalds. My girlfriend started getting a headache and her knee was getting 2x normal size. So we rushed into the hospital for a 6 hour wait.. We had to pass the time so i decided to play doctor...

When she woke up we had her leg amputated she was Furious! noooo, just kidding We are still here at the hospital and its still boring as hell so i decided to tell you guys about this.. :)

Well i found Starbucks.. Sweden is shapin up!

And my last project 3dprinterchat.com is getting some new addons while im here and shes sleeping.. its right now 4 AM..

Thanks to WA i dont have to worry about work tomorrow.. Fueling up on coffee.. ;)

/Daniel the invincible with his boss Superwoman


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It can only get better the rest of the year. I guess your worst day is now behind you. And having an accident we can always be grateful, if we're still alive and we can move.

Thank you! true that.. Well we are all good safe and at home.. :)

That's a great story, except for what it's about. You know what I mean. Great incorporation of imagery. I felt like I was there.

thank you! :)

what a day lol! glad you can keep your spirits up :)

Always do! :)

it sounds to me like your girlfriend is the one who is invincible all the best

She clearly isnt .. embedded pictures is my proof. :) no but really she was lucky as hell!

Sorry for your bad day! We all have one of these once in a while! Hope you get much needed rest

I will probably not get any rest .. but i can sleep until ... well i have no alarm clocks.

Sounds like if you’re ever in Texas we should have a few pints and swap stories. With Shiiity Grammar !

Sounds like a date! :) Lets plan it for the summer i will be in the states doing a cross country tour. :)

Summer you say. Im down, hopefully it won’t be 110 outside and Im stack’n some paper by then

I missed you in the states! :D Well....

Wow my grammar is shiiiet! and spellin... maybe im just 2 tired.. ZZZzzZzz

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