Some Funny New Year Resolutions.

byFreisia

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6 years ago

Happy New Year to all the WA community. I really hope this year delivers for you prosperity and happiness. May God Bless you all abundantly.

Do you make New Years resolutions then before the first month has passed you have broken at least half of them?.

Take this one, I resolved to start each day with a 5 kilometer walk, then one morning it is raining and I find the bed a better place to be. Guilty?

Or this one : I resolved to budget household spending to a set amount, then I pass my favorite store with a big sale on. The temptation to take a look and make a purchase overcomes me. Guilty?

Then the one we all try to keep, I resolve to lose some weight but its holiday time and with visitors popping in or us going out it is well nigh impossible to stick to any great plans to lose weight. Guilty?

This year then I am not going to make any New Years Resolutions.

I just want to enjoy the year. I want to be spontaneous and if I can help someone else be happy, then that is what I will do. I am not putting any deadlines or restrictions on my life,. If I feel I want to indulge then I will. Life can be too short, it needs to be lived fully and enjoyed. Resolutions such as we make at New Year may be good and well meaning but they can also be limiting.

Oscar Wilde stated that News Years resolutions are just cheques that men draw on a bank when they have no account..

I came across a few funny New Years Resolutions.

• If you decide to give up drinking wine you wont really live longer, it will just feel longer
  
• New years resolutions are just casual promises I am under no obligation to keep
• I am going to stop kidding myself about life changes because nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.
• I am going to start eating healthy but first I need to eat all the junk food so it is not wasted.

I am not going to be guilty of failing to live fully. So perhaps that is my New Years Resolution:, to live and let live.. to be happy and to make some one else happy. Wealthy Affiliate will allow me to deal with all the issues that concern me. I will write as often as I can and hopefully not bore my readers too much.

Have a very Happy New Year Everyone and please don't waste your time making resolutions you will not keep.