Spielberg Called And Said My Video Sucks. What Does He Know?

Last Update: March 11, 2014

I’m sure he's confused me with someone else. People do get confused sometimes.
I had to tell my mother-in-law I wasn’t taking her daughter to Florida for the honeymoon. I just said I was going to tamper with her…. See, easily done isn’t.


I’m confused about a lot of things like, where do Forrest Rangers go to get away from it all. And why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Come to think of it why bother using a sterile needle for lethal injections?


I shall send Spielberg an email back, maybe he meant it will make bucks.
Anyway please has a look at the video. You can like it and leave a comment if you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_omnmngiksk

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SupportWorx Premium
Video gone ;(
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Gone forever I'm always making vids then deleting them later. :)
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SupportWorx Premium
My ex was like this. Stay up all night making a gorgeous site, then tear it to the ground and start over because he had another BETTER idea... omg! lol
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Jim-WMP Premium
FYI the video is unavailable
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mamazepp Premium
The cheesy pose reminded me of Bond, James Bond. Loved your video!! It was not too long either. Was the smoke willowing up the screen when you were howling (haha) you burning your script after Spielberg called you?! Terri
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Hi terri he let me look at his next script, that was the one I was burning. Thanks for commenting.
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mamazepp Premium
Guess you are the guru! :) Good job my friend!!! Whew!!!
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Jackiex4 Premium
Hi Mr Video King, Well done you:) I wanted to leave a comment under the video but it wouldn't let me - I didn't want to use any bad language either! Well done Dave, you must be quite proud of yourself.
Jackie
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Thanks Jackie the first of many looking to flood YouTube. Thanks for the reply
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nomda ploom Premium
hiya- good stuff- video is so genuine, and it really does connect with the viewer- great regional English accent BTW- Andy (originally from Stoke...)
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Thanks Andy I appreciate your comment :) I moved around that much when I was a kid that nobody can pin my accent down. A bit of everything's in there.
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Profmiss Premium
Or maybe he meant in your sock drawer to tuck. He's scared of you his millions will pluck. Ok, can you tell it's late? lol
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Lol thanks Dorothy. It's getting late here now.
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judebanks Premium
You have a unique style. Your video made me want to visit your About Me and Getting Started Pages, which by the way I really enjoyed reading. I was glad to see you posted the video on your site.

I especially loved this line:

"It’s taken me over 50 years to write this page, but it will only take you 2 minutes to read."

Love your message and how your sense of humor and serious side come through together. That's some excellent branding you have going on there. It will work well for you as you continue to develop and market it.

~ Jude
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Thanks Jude I appreciate your comment. I do hpoe you're right.
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yancbren Premium
Pretty darn cool.
Brenda
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Why thank you Brenda.
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GatorGal747 Premium
Those Hollywood types....what do they know anyway? A little comic relief is a very good thing for me. I mean, tell me a funny story and give me a jelly donut and I'm good for the day!

Keep up the good work, Dave...crazy videos are so entertaining....Spielberg may have to eat his words one day.....lol

Suz
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Hi Suz dead right about Spielberg. I hope he doesn't read it and sue me.
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J E Hazel Premium
Not sure which I liked more, the cheesy pose or the wolf howl.
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I'd go for both thanks.
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rcbonay Premium
funny stuff bullet...not sure why you're posting it here though. I come here to learn stuff...I love and get your humor but how does that help me?
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Interacting within the community does everybody some good. It gets other people seeing your work. A different set of eyeballs on your posts will help.
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Melanie1508 Premium
*LOL* Bullet....I am sure you are mistaken. Surely, he meant your video is great and will make big bucks. *smile*
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Exactly my thoughts also Melanie, Thanks for the comment.
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WrightA Premium
OK seriously, I don't know which one is funnier - the title of your blog or the video itself. Love your sense of humor!
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Thanks Amanda glad you liked it.
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Lamburg Premium
LOL!
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Hi Michelle glad you liked it :)
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OldCodger Premium
For a start, you're far better looking than Spielberg, Dave - and you leave nothing to the imagination. This could start a new trend on WA!
:) george
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Thanks george I wouldn't mind being a dollar behind him. I appreciate your comments :)
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gregarious1 Premium
Very good stuff... lets have more.
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Thanks Gregory it's time consuming when you don't know what you're doing :)
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KatieMac Premium
lol does not take a lot to confuse me, such a new path I travel but loving it and I am progressing that is all that matters
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Progress at a steady pace is good :)
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silah77 Premium
Another step further, Well done!
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Hey Darusila thank you. it's appreciated
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KatieMac Premium
I know but made the decision work through lessons then additional training to refine my site when that is done it is off to bootcamp
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You do right Cathy. Stick to the lessons and don't skip anything. Otherwise you get confused like this blog.
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KatieMac Premium
lol well you either are a warewolf or you where abducted by aliens sure it will be of interest to Spielberg wish you lots of luck not quite got to doing the video stuff yet
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Hi Cathy it's easeir than you think, Thanks for commenting.
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Profmiss Premium
Nicely done my friend! You look very comfortable in front of the camera. It was a great idea. Thanks for the humor. This gal loves to laugh. I had never thought of the lethal injection idea. Great success to you Dave with your video! Oh and nice to see what my friend looks like. :)
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Hi Dorothy so sorry you had to see my ugly mug. Not had a chance to look at your site but don't worry I will. Thanks for commenting.
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Profmiss Premium
I can see you have been busy & making good use of your time. :)
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Will have a look tomorrow Dorothy :)
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Profmiss Premium
I appreciate it my friend! :)
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Karyskis Premium
I love your writing style. Great video too, I left a comment on it. How did you get the black background? Is that a screen?
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Thanks kary you were quick off the mark. Yes it's a green screen I turned black. Everyone's doing white screen so I thought I'd be different.
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