Beware All Technical Geniuses Here at WA, Bullets Going Back in!!

Last Update: February 23, 2014

Just a quick warning to all the technical geniuses, I’m starting work on my blog again.
I’ve got a lot going for me at the moment;


My hairs going,
My wife’s going,
And my cars going.


So needs must, I’ve cleared the decks and I’m ready.

Bullets Ready

Please make sure you have suitable protection and a crash helmet, it’s going to get messy.
As all of you know I’m thicker than a submarine door regarding the technical side of things so be gentle with me and explain everything as if you’re talking to a 5 year old, coz you will be.


I will be gentle with you and ask only one question per day, I can see the mad rush to the door already.


The mayhem starts tomorrow afternoon (about 3pm GMT)


Good luck to all who answer me and I apologise in advance for the emotional scars you will have to carry around with you for the rest of your days.


All drive-by comments welcome!!


Thanks Dave

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talimont1 Premium
Sounds good Dave...appreciate the head's up.
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bullet Premium
Lol hi ken, good to hear from you. Does that mean you're sitting on the fence down in Mexico?
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bill2409 Premium
Hello Dave,I'm here for you mate, I might not have all the answers but I have the same sense of humor, we will work something out.
Bill
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bullet Premium
Thanks Bill nice to know someone is as weird as me :) You will know more than me.
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Crystal2010 Premium
You are so funny look forward to tomarrow
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bullet Premium
Hey Crystal, thanks for the comment you must be the only one looking forward to tomorrow.
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mikebj Premium
Hi, I hope you've got authority from the highest order to publish a picture of a minor.!! You know NSA - GCHQ - EU et al are watching our every move.
My first mentor ,( so long ago I believe we were speaking Latin ) said "If you want someone to understand the information you are trying to put across,assume that they are 5 years old and English is NOT their first language"
Now first question... "How do I switch this thing on???"
Get blogging . Cheers, Mike
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bullet Premium
Like it Mike thanks, that's my way of doing things if it don't work switch it off then switch it back on again or do I cut the red or blue wire.
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bullet Premium
The photo is my Grandson he was 3 when I took it :)
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autumn56 Premium
Jean want picture. jean want now. =)

hopefully you ask all the questions i dont know the answer to as well so that I wont be the one constantly bugging everyone and i can just come swoop up your answers!
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bullet Premium
Thanks Jean so I take all the flack and you pick up the bits you want? I should have of thought of that!
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autumn56 Premium
It's okay, one day you will figure out the tricks of jean's trade =)
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Internetgranny Premium
That's what I am planning on doing as well - swoop up the answers :-)
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Internetgranny Premium
You'll have quite a few other 5-year old technical dummies listening in on the answers to your questions, no doubt. I will be one of them :-)
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bullet Premium
Hi Isabella, nice to hear from you. I'm glad I can help, but not help if you know what I mean.
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Jackiex4 Premium
I'm intrigued. I hope you'll share one day.
Good luck my brainy friend
Jackie
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bullet Premium
Thanks Jackie, I will share with you all one day :)
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DoubleTap Premium
Would that be Rubber, Hollow Points of FMJ???
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bullet Premium
Hi Randy, I would have written a great reply if I knew what you meant:) Don't forget how thick a submarine door is.
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DoubleTap Premium
Yah Dave, I was just makin' a little funny on bullets... rubber bullets, hollow point rounds or Full Metal Jackets! Probably not that funny unless you're a gun owner... my bad! Sure am glad you're here though!!!
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bullet Premium
Right I get yah now, being from the UK where the gun laws are very strong, unlike my hair that comment went right over my head. I have asked another question to your answer on subscribers. Told you it will get messy :)
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DoubleTap Premium
Yah Dave, my hair's playing the same durn game with me. I don't get it... I've always treated it really nice. )-; I watch a bit of Masterpiece Theater and it always amazes me too at the lack of weapons over on your side of the pond... makes me wonder, who's got 'em all? Wishin' we could ship our whole community of DC over there where the dingdongs should feel a bit more at home. But then, that would be a terrible joke to play on you guys!

And Dave... messy is a good thing... just let 'er rip!
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sherp Premium
Uh Oh hit the deck
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bullet Premium
Hi Pellegrino, the voice of experience lol.
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veejay23 Premium
We're in for a big surprise here! A real bulldozer is coming: lol
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bullet Premium
Only if I have the right mechanics in my pit otherwise this bulldozer will grind to a halt, thanks John :)
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JackieWesley Premium
I'm a technical dummy too, so move over and make room for me!
Be blessed!
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bullet Premium
It's nice not to be alone thanks Jackie :)
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Karyskis Premium
Woot! Woot! Between the two of us being technically challenged, this whole place may run for the hills.
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bullet Premium
Hi Kary, thanks for commenting, technically challenged is a nice way to put it :)
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Trialynn Premium
Will be happy to help in any way I can!
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bullet Premium
Thanks Terea, it's going to be a long week for you all :)
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forsthomas Premium
Ok, let´s go for the asks :)
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bullet Premium
Way to go Thomas, this lot will melt all the snow :)
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mamazepp Premium
Honk honk, outta my way!!!!
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bullet Premium
Women and children first Terri lol.
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mamazepp Premium
Sure, then we fall off the cliff...... heehee
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Wayne Wallace Premium
That's pretty funny!
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bullet Premium
Why thanks Wayne.
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Rick Jantz Premium
I shall be your techno-delinquent partner if you need one (I'm thinking we may need a bus). Btw, I won't be answering any questions but shall certainly let you ask away and I shall remain surreptitiously in the background.
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techhound Premium
Hey Rick,
You could be the dispatcher. LOL.
Best Regards,
Jim
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bullet Premium
No change there then lol. Thanks Rick, we are gonna need a bigger bus :)
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giludi Premium
I'm waiting for your daily questions.
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bullet Premium
Thanks in advance Guy.
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nalin2511 Premium
Hi..nice post. any help you need, feel free to ask!

Nalin
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bullet Premium
Thanks Nalin, I will be posting tomorrow and for the rest of the week :)
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techhound Premium
Hey Dave,

Funny Post. LOL.

Don't worry! We're ready! Bring on the questions!

Best Regards,
Jim
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bullet Premium
Thanks Jim, I know it's not to your benefit but I'm glad you will still be around for me.
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Starcreator Premium
Well, the title caught my attention. I'm one of those person's it takes me a while to learn tech stuff, but I do learn after a lot of frustration. I just got a new Windows phone and I'm still trying to figure out all the gadgets on it. I got the basic ones down though. Good luck to you with your website.
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bullet Premium
Hey Helen, I love WA because of all the help. I don't know what I'd do without it, the tech stuff goes in one ear and out the other.
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mraz24 Premium
Is your wife really leaving you seriously?
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bullet Premium
I'm not that lucky lol.
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bullet Premium
She reads all my posts I love her really.
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mraz24 Premium
lol mmhmm. :)
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