<head></head><body>So the alarm goes off and I see that it is a half hour late, not a good start on the day. I get to my favorite cereal and pour the cereal and milk into a bowl and top it with some sugar. You probably guessed it, the sugar was replaced with salt! That ruined that. As I scurry to get out the door on time, I see that my alarm clock was set a half hour ahead so now I am not late. I head to the bathroom before going out the door. Don't you know it, the plunger chain was undone. My wife must have been in rare form.I grabbed the chain and pulled on it. By now you might have guessed, yes I am pulling your chain as well. lolGotcha! Happy April Fools Day but be kindBruce
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