Uggh!! So I've had posts published since at least 2 weeks ago (the first one), and they are still not indexed.
Yet despite the fact that I ticked the SEO boxes for no index and no follow, Google has decided that of all the content it should ignore everything that is to be indexed and just index the one page it has specific instructions not to!
Yeah thanks Google! You'll be able to kid yourself that I'm not creating original content now and punish me. Cool trick.