Thinking about starting a drunken shopping website!

by1joeknight

297 followers

7 years ago

My new niche!
A recent study shows that Americans spent over 40 billion dollars in drunken shopping purchases last year , much of it online.

So matbe it is time to start a drunken shopping network!
And I am going to make a website where you can only shop on it after you are inebriated.

This site with feature a stupid purchase page, and a didn't need that thing purchase area.
Anotheer area where you can buy an item for a lot more than you where you could have
bought it much cheaper some where else.

Another area where you can buy things that you have no clue what that thing is.
and an area to buy things like Jackalopes, stuffed two headed turtles and singing mounted fish.
And maybe a place where you will make a random purchase of 800 dollars worth of camping gear you will never use>

This of course is a joke( exceprt for the part about the report that shows Americans spent over 40 billion dollars on drunken purchases last year) that was actually true.