10 Easy Steps How to Break Your Website!
Friday, December 8, 2017
10 Easy Steps How to Break Your Website!
One of our reporters found 10 easy steps how to break your website, any website, even our website in half or more pieces if you wish so. Our reporter had the idea to think to be smart, to fiddle around and improve it with Christmas Bells and Whistles. Yes it could be fun for our readers seeing Santa Claus and his Reindeer Party Cuddles Jumping on anyones screen, right? Even a newspaper lives in dangerous times during Christmas times. Our reporter (name kept confidential for now) is willing to show you on your website if you need help (for free).
Are you interested to know how you can easily break any website in half? Then keep on reading and try it out for yourself. Yes you read it right, you should, because then you are prepared and you know how to act for the next time. An experienced user counts for two or was it three? You can even teach others (or not) or write your own break away from your website training here at The Wealthy Affiliate University. Are you ready? Then let's go!
How to Break Your Website in 10 Easy Steps!
- Let's start with bells and whistles, jingle bells with Christmas, surely you will find tons of funny plug-ins to make your website look like a lightning Christmas Tree!
- Let intern reporters run your website for you, well eh you know already what happened, so let's go to point 3
- Fill your website with beautiful big photos, the bigger the better, people love photos, give them all you have, best upload them all, oh and quality counts so leave them RAW! Videos are welcome too!
- Fastest way to update any theme or plugin is just by following the easy steps your WordPress panel is showing you, see that beautiful button update? Yes there, just press it, no; no no; no worries everything will be fine, really, just click, relax, sit back and enjoy the show...
- Never change a running system, right? Leave point 4 out, if it runs it runs and it will probably run forever!
- A website should be easy and simple to navigate, best solution, leave the navigation out, you will save tremendous amount of time. Just write all your stories on your home page. No need for anyone to click through menus anymore! Awesome!
- Get the newest advertised service you recently read on a website. It is called H.a.c.k.e.r.s = Have awesome content Makers! We will make your website great again. First hour of service even free, what are you waiting for, go go go!
- To be found on the internet is one of the most crucial part of any business owner. To realize this you need a lot of SEO, add as many words to your SEO as you can, the more the better, you will know when you reached the limit.
- So you finally discovered that awesome looking theme you always wanted, who cares who made it, where it came from, no one from the WordPress users ever heard of it, even better, you will be the first one and probably the only one, yours only, awesome isn't it?i
- Need comments for your website? You believe in Net Neutrality? Then let any commenter comment comments on your website, you will be amazed how fast 100.000 of commenter's are happy to join your cause, get ready!
Leave us your opinion below and let us know if you have more awesome tips to share with the Wealthy Affiliate University Community! Drop a line if you need our reporter giving you a hand with our awesome tips above!
Good Luck and Happy Christmas Blogging to All of You!
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I am surprised You got nothing to add, such an experienced and knowledgeable Wealthy Affiliate Mentor you are. =)
Aha!
Lovely suggestions to break your website, they will all do the trick for sure!
My favorite on your list is the many plugins to light up our websites before they blow it up!
I have a tip for how to break your website. It's fast and easy, helps relieve stress and even good exercise for your arms!
You can do this in any room, the mess will be the same to clean up anywhere, and it can be done any time of the day.
Give it a shot with a sledgehammer ;)
One shot and you're done, then you can go grab a shot of your favorite drink and relax :p
Merry Christmas to you and the staff of The Daily Wealthy Affiliate!
Patsy. You are very funny. ;)
Enjoyed that very much.
My stomach is full and it's hard to laugh but you got me there.
That was ours too Patsy, too many plugins, or better said, it depends on which ones, can slow your website tremendously.
Avoid buddypress unless you have a fast server, and still then it can be a pain if you get too many subscribers being busy on your website. WordPress is not build for social network platforms. There are better platforms for that.
Finding the right plugins working with your theme without causing a breakdown in speed is a hard job and a long way. We learned that the hard way. But are ready now. =)
I can swim with my laptop, guess my laptop will love a drink too. =)
But yeah for anyone else, awesome!
Happy you enjoyed it Patsy!
Patsy has humor, the right way to do any business, keeps you feeling to be alive between 3 liters of coffee every day to keep you hours longer up to get your websites up and running and interact with all your interested customers. :))
Absolutely, on our way we can pick up Cheryl and share coffee and chocolates with her, what do you think a good idea?
That sounds awesome!
Imagine the fun we will all have to finally meet and hang out :D
Perfect timing, I just finished the rough copy for my next article it's a really good one! and I can use the break.
Looks like Cheryl is on holiday? Our scanners cannot locate her, even after we beamed down some chocolates for her in front of her door she did not come out. We beamed back the chocolates to our ship.
We left her a note "Life is like a box of chocolates! You are not here, so aren't Your Chocolates, signed TJ & P" =)
This is hilarious...just what I needed after a hard day's work. I really enjoyed this. Very well written. Every point is a winner.
I may very well get an intern reporter on my site to "fix" it up.
Hahaha
Keep them coming!
David
Hi David, happy you enjoyed the edutainment story. Have a laugh, be relaxed, entertained and learn a few things. =)
Stay tuned more to come!
The Joker
Life is Fun, if not, go through the tips, try them out and enjoy the Fun! Make your life Fun! Make your business Fun!
Enjoy Life, do what you love!
We love to teach and entertain You!
LOL =)
I understand sarcasm, it is also my second language. I hope the newbies understand it though. LOL
They are great tips, rough lessons to learn the hard way though.
We learn better when we have fun. We remember funny things, our mind is programmed to forget bad things.
So we teach with fun! :))
I agree, BUT, here is my word of caution, example for #4.
Keep it fun and sarcastically mention, WHY BACKUP ANYTHING first.
Sarcasm is still a matter of perspective and some of us may not understand that you are actually saying to be careful.
No matter how fun your intentions are, I am sure you don't want anybody to actually misinterpret your help and find themselves in a real pickle.
I am also trying to understand your perspective, in all fairness to you, your title does explain that you are showing us how to actually break our websites. I suppose I need to point that part out. LOL.
Exactly, that is the idea, why? It is different, it is funny and yes it brings it to the point what not to do, it says what will go wrong when you do. We approach the topic from a different view, we hope to reach more people to start thinking about it.
Boring articles will get forgotten, here you won't and I hope like this we will be able to help many here to not make these mistakes.
Happy Affiliating! =)
Hee hee hee ....lols.
Words of wisdom. I won't tell anybody
.......................................................
Btw, is that you TOLINOLI????
hee hee hee
Not sure I welcome your advice!
Frank =)
THAT IS YOU TOLINOLI! I SAW YOUR FLYING SAUCER
ON THE RIGHT!
You can't hide from me Toli!
Ho ho ho ..... lols.
Its me, yes me, me and only me, but now there is you, you you and you!
ho ho ho
Awesome!
ToLiNoLi =)
Hey toli,
I have a song an original....don't share it with anyone.
IT IS ONLY FOR YOO toli.
Here goes hope you like it;
"TOLINOLI, TOLINOLI ..........TOLINOLI ALL THE WAY!
OHHH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ON A TOLINOLI SPACE-SAUCER SLEIGH.............HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
song from the tune "Jingle Bells."
Toli this is an original share it with no one. ...thank you!
Frank
Hahahahahahaaaa roffle roffle
You Rock my Friend!
I Love it!!!
Flying to Hawaii now, get ready for a Saucer Ride ToLiNoLi all the way!
ToLiNoLi :))
Better not Toli, our military might mistaken you for
a Korean missile...............
NOT HEALTHY!
If I don't see posting from you I know what happened.
Frank =)
You won't see us coming, we have cloaking technology.
You better secure your house once we land there, the military might target your house mistakenly when we get visible......
We have a big horn, it goes:
Whoooooooomp....... Whoooooooomp........
If you don't hear it, just watch how your things might fall down from everywhere due to our sound vibrations...
Glue it all? :P
Soooon......
ToLiNoLi =)
Ohhh....oh boy! My house is held up by termites holding hands Toli. This is bad news.
HEY JUST ONE MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Toli, are you that flying saucer alien from 'CLOSE ENCOUNTER FROM THE THIRD KIND?' iT WAS YOU WHO STOLE THAT KID FROM MOMMY DIDN'T YOU!"
I'm gonna find that Daddy! He lives in Hawaii! When you come with that,"WHOMP, WHOMP gun. He'd be standing by my house
with that missile launcher pointing straight at you!"
You are warned!
I'm just joking Toli, I was only lying, hope you didn't believe me!
Your brother,
Frank
Actually we are from a Novel kind and unique.
No worries we are ready, We just upgraded our weapon technology. Dr. Clooney build it in himself. He tested it on a monkey. That monkey is somewhere hiding in his Lab. I believe he is 5cm high now.
Hey how nice is that, tell Daddy he can soon meet his termites! :P
We are joking too, we hope you won't believe us either.... =)
Your brother,
ToLiNoLi
No I have never saw a
"SIX FINGER ALIEN RIGHT" weapon before.
YOU DIDN'T SEE MY NEW
HIGH TECH,
Whomp, Whomp machine did yaah!
AHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
My "Whomp-Whomp" machine is better than your pal! Or should I see pal(s). I can handle 3 against 1 anytime.
I'm not afraid of "YOU-S."
"Hey DAD, don't run away I can handle these 3 headed alien
myself."
Geesh Dad is a coward....I don't need him!
Frank =(
We always send our cannon fodder first!
Making you believe you won and then wham bam kadoink! =)
So DAD knows and you better start running too....
We bring you Donuts! =)
Toli, hee hee hee....
I had a swell time today.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU 3.
Take care and God Bless you'all!
Frank =)
Hee hee hee Frank,
Looking forward to more fun with you! =)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO
Many Blessings!
The Joker =)
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