10 Easy Steps How to Break Your Website!
Published on December 8, 2017
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Friday, December 8, 2017
10 Easy Steps How to Break Your Website!
One of our reporters found 10 easy steps how to break your website, any website, even our website in half or more pieces if you wish so. Our reporter had the idea to think to be smart, to fiddle around and improve it with Christmas Bells and Whistles. Yes it could be fun for our readers seeing Santa Claus and his Reindeer Party Cuddles Jumping on anyones screen, right? Even a newspaper lives in dangerous times during Christmas times. Our reporter (name kept confidential for now) is willing to show you on your website if you need help (for free).
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How to Break Your Website in 10 Easy Steps!
- Let's start with bells and whistles, jingle bells with Christmas, surely you will find tons of funny plug-ins to make your website look like a lightning Christmas Tree!
- Let intern reporters run your website for you, well eh you know already what happened, so let's go to point 3
- Fill your website with beautiful big photos, the bigger the better, people love photos, give them all you have, best upload them all, oh and quality counts so leave them RAW! Videos are welcome too!
- Fastest way to update any theme or plugin is just by following the easy steps your WordPress panel is showing you, see that beautiful button update? Yes there, just press it, no; no no; no worries everything will be fine, really, just click, relax, sit back and enjoy the show...
- Never change a running system, right? Leave point 4 out, if it runs it runs and it will probably run forever!
- A website should be easy and simple to navigate, best solution, leave the navigation out, you will save tremendous amount of time. Just write all your stories on your home page. No need for anyone to click through menus anymore! Awesome!
- Get the newest advertised service you recently read on a website. It is called H.a.c.k.e.r.s = Have awesome content Makers! We will make your website great again. First hour of service even free, what are you waiting for, go go go!
- To be found on the internet is one of the most crucial part of any business owner. To realize this you need a lot of SEO, add as many words to your SEO as you can, the more the better, you will know when you reached the limit.
- So you finally discovered that awesome looking theme you always wanted, who cares who made it, where it came from, no one from the WordPress users ever heard of it, even better, you will be the first one and probably the only one, yours only, awesome isn't it?i
- Need comments for your website? You believe in Net Neutrality? Then let any commenter comment comments on your website, you will be amazed how fast 100.000 of commenter's are happy to join your cause, get ready!
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