I Need a 007, the Falcon in France
...and some raw pigeon, rabbit and pheasant. Why?
It's obvious. To stop the distraction of flying balls and shit that flies in my direction each and every day.
How did I hear of 007?
Easy, He's in the media. Are you keeping up on your current events WArriors of the 21st century?
007 is one of six raptors that have been commissioned to aid in the preparation of the French Open. You know, the tennis match where there are a lot of balls AND, apparently, a lot of pigeon poop that is difficult to maintain.
So, to quote the "Wall Street Journal," "In the past two weeks, in the skies over Roland Garros, the site of the French Open, 007 has participated in one of the fiercest matches of the French Grand Slam tennis tournament: raptor versus pigeon."
007 was hired by the French Tennis Federation to "scare off," according to the article - but we all know what they really want. MURDER in the first degree of pigeons.
Don't want to keep you from your website development so here it is from the horse's mouth, AKA the "Wall Street Journal," an addiction I continue to pay $60 a year. Click here for the full story.
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Wow, I don't think I'd want to mess with 007, he doesn't look very nice. Hopefully, the pigeons just pack up and leave ;)
I know this is probably socially unacceptable but I cannot help myself, How can I get the "Wall Street Journal" for $60 a year? lol !
Just go to wsj.com and follow the urls. And like I was telling Terea, I'm paying for it in lieu of Delta frequent flyer miles which they snatched. WSJ is my consolation prize. But I love it.
Yes, I've had the wsj on my wish list for many years but they want a lot more that that from me, unless they dropped their price recently.
On the raptor note, in my city, the Ky. Dept. of Fish & Wildlife have used the top of our 31 story "skyscraper" to raise and repopulate the area with peregrine falcons for years now. An added benefit has been the control of the pigeon population in the downtown area!
I'll go to the link you provided and see what I can finagle from them, lol!
Jack :)
I got it through Delta Airlines because they chose to not honor my miles. Instead of flying I get to read a couple years worth of the WSJ.
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Go get em 007. Pigeon a la court