Things Men Say That Get On Women's Nerves!

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Greetings to ALL from Adelaide in South Australia!

Things Men Say That Get on Women's Nerves!

For the attention of any person living remotely in the MASCULINE world...please avoid saying anything in the list below within hearing distance of any person living remotely in the FEMININE world!

Gentlemen...the words or phrases to avoid at all costs are...

  • CALM DOWN...
  • YOU LOOK REALLY TIRED TODAY...
  • WHAT IS IT NOW...
  • WOW! YOU LOOK GREAT...HOW MUCH WEIGHT HAVE YOU LOST?
  • YOU ATE THE WHOLE THING...
  • YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE OFTEN...
  • THAT'S NOT VERY LADY LIKE...
  • YOU LOOK GREAT FOR YOUR AGE...
  • ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT A WORD...
  • ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S DONE...
  • LISTEN...
  • THAT'S A MAN'S JOB, LET ME DO THAT...
  • AT LEAST I NEVER DID THAT...
  • WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT...
  • WHATEVER...(I say it like this...WHOT EVAAAAAH) lol

So Gents, if you really want to end up in the dog's box, please avoid saying (or writing) ANYTHING in this list in front of the LADIES or within hearing distance either for that matter!

HAPPY WEEKEND TO YOU ALL!

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I always welcome and appreciate any positive questions related to the topic, positive feedback, or comments.

Don't forget, if I don't answer you straight away, I'm in South Australia and sometimes our times zones are quite different :)

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Thanks for taking the time...I know how busy you are!

Best wishes and much success...

Steve :)

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Yes, many of them are very dangerous to use, haha! Never say "calm down" to me! :D

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lol

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Awesome list, Ess...I guess you are speaking from experience???

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Naaaaaah :)

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LOL...oops...I was about to say - silence means consent...and then you answered...LOL
Emms

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As a woman, I agree! All in fun. Debbie

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:)

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LoL.

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:)

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Yep but you missed loads (in my opinion)! What is it with men and rhetorical questions....
What do you want me to do?
Can I help?
What are we doing today?...spoonfed anyone!! The answer to all of them is yes stop asking start helping...you shouldn't need instructions!
(Sorry Steve but your own fault for starting me off lol!)

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\o/ You go girl! LOL
Sorry Steve! ;)

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Whatever lol

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Whatever lol

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We need to talk...

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Lol.

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:)
Hi Nelson!

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Lol

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I keep chuckling as well Grace! :)

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"WHATEVER...(I say it like this...WHOT EVAAAAAH)" I would throttle you if you ever said this to me lol.

The rest of them don't bother me so much. xx

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My mother doesn't much like it either lol xx

I still don't have the internet yet :(

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I did wonder and that is why I have never really sent you any thing as wasn't sure if you would get it. Is your gas working yet though. xx

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Gas working at last...
Using mobile phone internet and it drops out a lot...and it's REALLY expensive! xx

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Bet you're glad to get the gas but they are dragging their heels with the internet are they not? xx

lol... still laughing at some of them. It's amazing how many men use those very words.

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Hi Kathi...
I don't laugh at myself very often but this post got me chuckling a bit! lol

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Da Beast is very wise, indeed!

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I get myself into trouble all the time!
Especially with 2, 8 & 12! rofl :)

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Owww....#12 is definitely a NO NO!!!

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It's always said with the best of intentions!

Especially if a lady is trying to lift a 100 pound weight and she's only 5 feet tall with no muscles! lol

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I had to count twice... hahaha.. Why?:)

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I actually don't mind if a man offers to assit me. What I DO mind is if they automatically assume that I can't do it...there's a difference.

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Me too, Vera!

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But I can't use the hammer, or hang a shelf. Or install the Windows. Or sleep on the top shelf on the train.Or carry heavy things. Man's stuff.:)

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No, Vera...You CAN do it, you're just wise enough NOT to!!!

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Some of these, yeah... But honestly, not the Windows, and not the top shelf on the train. And I always wait for a man: to lift up a pencil for me, even if he is a small man, my student, to help me with my coat, to take something from the upper shelf in the shop even if I can take it,, to explain some instruction for me, etc.:))

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Steve, you just like to stir up things with that big wooden spoon you've got lol. xx

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Me?? Oh, no...
I like to laugh, that's sure true,
But have I not this spoon
To stir up things,
Make people think
That mine's unfriendly tune...:))

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Oh no Vera it's Steve that has the big spoon lol, it all goes back to a conversation that I had with him at New Year. He'll know what I am talking about lol.

I had put the reply under Steve's comment so not sure why it landed up under your name so sorry about that. I'll go back and put Steve's name in it so people know that I am not talking about you as I would never do that. xx

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It's OK, LOL... I think Steve could have said that too, if he could rhyme... That's the usual problem with the long topics...:)))

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I know Vera, the comments get all mixed up and you lose the thread as Chris would say as you don't know what goes with what. xx

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