Just in time for crazy but histeric me!

byrickal007

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Updated 10 years ago

Well folks,

Guess you guessed it. It's me, Histeric Rick. Not really. Solvingly happy and a confessed serial wild man. Don't worry! I promise I'll surprise the socks off your feet. You love me? Umm, love you too! So today we're going to talk about guitars. I like guitars. Always wanted to be a pop-electric star! In the business for just over 45 years and must say it's surprised the +ell out of me. Still interested? Why not? I promised I'd give you a good time and that's just what I intend to do. You like Olivia Newton-John? Why not? Aint' she pretty and famous?

I like her song called 'Magic'. Yea it's hypnotic and surreal. What's surreal? Hold on- I'll look it up! Got it! It's rite there. no here. Surreal is bizarre and a few other funny related 'strange kinds of things'. Basically what I said in the beginning. Solvingly happy and a confessed prodigy at the 'Wild Thang'. Don't know who wrote that, but think it's funny and cool. Sexually defiant. Yea you might want to turn on the radio but at a low volume when the kid-punks are around. Aw, you just know how curious and wildly serious they are about that kind of stuff.

Hey I thought you were going to talk about guitars! I am just wait a minute. Johnny B. Goode just walked in the room and He's going to introduce me to you. "Well, goood evening ladies and Gentlemen. No, might get sued for plagearism if I tell you that. No listen, I got an electric Squier guitar that'll talk the bra-straps right off you. Oh, I'm sorry, I told you I wasn't going to talk that way! Ok, Jesus saves! My voices in my head get in the way and heckle me when I'm trying to play. I used to get drunk on beer to calm it down, but now I'm on a more serious trend in life being I don't know how much longer I'll be around. I'm old! No I know I told you I was young-like the old folks say - 'Rick', you're as young as you feel! Well really never really felt young because my brother was always beatin' me up when I was just a fellow at heart -and young I might add. I

I had a young sweetheart jinx friend of mine when I was young. He always wanted to do what I was doing just to prove he could do it better. Well folks, time's up. . . got to get back on the course that I clicked onto to get started in my new but well just new but. And see you In a while Crocadile!

Rick. boo! amen!