Drama and Dropping the Bomb on Landing Pages!

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We all get frustrated with the process. The only problem with drama is how we handle it. That is all...


With that said I am going to get really personal now and name names! I know this is going to make some of you uncomfortable , but, this is a really bad ongoing situation here and it needs dealt with NOW!

Landing pages and funnels! Come to the front! I am calling you by name. Stand up when I talk to you. No, not that way. Move over, Sit up, change when I tell you to change. Opt in/ opt out?!.... You gettin smart!? That would be yes ma'am to ME! You better do what you are told!! Cuz' I can trash you and make another where you came from!! and I have several times.... all drafts, every one of them... Only one of them is going to ever see the light of day if they keep this garbage up.....

I am still working on these elements.
They are only aspects to me and nothing, but inert.
They are ideas floating in my head that have no formed words
They are a sparkle of thought and not even the energy of such.
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Landing pages and funnels, you are killing MEEE!
Now, I am going to look up funnels for dummies and etc. That always helps! I will get back to you!

For now, I have a FRONT PAGE and it is enough for me....

But, you have not heard the last of this, you scoundrels, you! Yes, we shall meet again and VERY soon I will defeat you and everyone will yell my name when they think of you! Because, you will lose and I will win! ( I hope......)

As ever, peace out , my friends! May you win all your battles today! PJ

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lol ok so that is one way to go about it

I answered this and it disappeared, sorry Katie!

do not worry about it I would not have remembered lol seem to have span of a gold fish lately

OMG, LOL

:)!

LOL! That is all... ;)

IKR?!

Paula I have heard of "voice" in the literary world, but I have not seen a better example of it until reading your post. Terrific discourse! What a way to hammer the funnel in shape to the landing page! LOL

Lol! Thanks for the words.. Now, I am trying to picture this still! :) pJ

Well, PJ you are not alone in this quest! LOL
Sheila

Good to know Sheila! It is a doozie! ;0 pJ

I want to create a landing page too and I think I will put it on a subdomain on my blog. Still trying to figure it out. It is all new to me!

Wow you go girl! And then you can create a training how to do it!! looking forward to it! :)

Hi Paula,
I like that. A creative way to attack a problem. Someone said that repetition is the mother of learning. You already know that. A bit more research. Rereading notes, blogs on these two troublemakers. You've got it. you're on top......Dick

Here is to hoping , Dick! I am regrouping... ;)

:-))))

Yes, I know what you mean. I have no background whatsoever in marketing and I guess those sales funnels are a big part of conversions, I think of them as different stages in the purchase cycle so you get their interest by offering something for free in exchange for an email address and name. Then there are more levels wher you keep luring this customer down further into the funnel until you are able to "suck them into the funnel" and the come out to opt in to spending money on something. This is my understanding (or lack there of) of a sales funnel.

Hi , Barbara and that is about all I know.. It is like geometry to me right now...

Find yourself a lot of example landings pages, and then choose the best suitable for you, success Googling!

Yes, Loes, just forming a new plan of attack... :)

Go for it! You can do it:))

You Probably hate the squeeeeeeeze page. Thank you for your posts and you advice. You're a good egg

Yes, JD , unfortunately. Those pages give squeeze a bad name. Lol!

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