Lass Vegas - Who ever she is?

byMy-Mate-Bert

551 followers

8 years ago

Hiya, Gang.

It ain't often my mate, Bert gets shocked by anything these days. Being an imaginary friend, Bert's seen and done everything imaginable. He's got his own - I've Seen and Done Everything Imaginable and Then Been Arrested For It Twice T-shirt and plastic carrier bag for when he goes shoplifting AGAIN.

Bert says it helps the shop security and police immediately understand this ain't the first time he's been caught so that's helpful of him, don't you think? Bert really loves the training here at WA and how it teaches you to consider relevant information and how you display it.

Poor old Bert was shocked today when he discovered what's on offer over at the Central Command Bunker. They've installed some lass called Vegas and they're selling her off 300 times a year.

Bert's seen it all twice, like his merchandise states quite clearly to lessen the chances of a misunderstanding.

So why was Bert shocked? He did some Google research on that lass, Vegas, and came up with this: Lass Vegas is a place of bright lights & hussies.

He's only shocked 'coz he never thought of installing his own lass, Vegas to cheer the punters up.

So ta da, Gang - catch ya next time Bert goes off on one!!