Thanks for the smile!

What a funny product

We need to invent something like that.

Here is a great example... just reading those reviews is great entertainment! Thanks for the laugh...

By Angela Hamel - See all my reviews
When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life.

The product is funny too. Thanks Josh.

Josh, I have to say I'm not overly impressed with the 571.I only gave it 2 stars. I've had mine for several years but switched back to our old-school banana slicer the Bonanza Banana slicer. My kids would be in a big rush to slice their fruit and would not take the time to properly line up the curve of the mechanism with the arch of the curved fruit . this is a simple step, but many seem to overlook it. resulting in fruit slicing malfunctions and in our case a few stitches. buyer beware.
Lisa