Laughed so hard at this

bylhmack

126 followers

12 years ago

I enjoy good clean jokes, so when I come across one, I like to share. There are still individuals out there who can tell a joke without cussing, using derogatory terms or bashing. When I saw this one, I laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks. I could actually visualize this happening. Here is the joke.

Taxi Driver's First Day On The Job

During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to the side of the road. Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized. He said, "Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years I have driven a hearse."