A Little Comic Relief

bylhmack

126 followers

12 years ago

Came across this cute joke and I thought I would share.

Crime Scene Investigation

Dear Hints to Heloise:

I am writing to say what an excellent product I have found Tide to be! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me, it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I continue to be amazed at the effectiveness of this wonderful cleaner.

About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! So I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Gong through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Next week when I have time to write, I have some nice things to say about the Hefty bag product as well.