Spreading the Word without Naming Manhattan Life

byjros0308

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2 years ago

1. Seems as though many companies are proud of their names and want to be well known. Well, Manhattan Life is just the opposite. They prefer promotion through anonymous and hard-to-trace maildrops. We are glad to help. Our uninformative domain names are perfect.
2. In order to help recruit customers, we send pink e-mail. This requires a firm and ethically dodgy distribution service. We use one called SMTP, located in Ottawa so that there is less risk that you could get your money back if you were dissatisfied. Not that you would be, of course.
   
3. When you have a product or service that is hard to tolerate, and where you really want to stay out of reach of dissatisifed marks, consider following our great example.
   
4. You may even be able to do this from the comfort of your home in Ft Lauderdale, even if the spamming service is in Canada. What could better than that? Probably not much!
   
5. We are here to help: jrosner@flhealthplan.org jrosner@advantagehealthplan.org