Blackstone Media!

byDimensionB

145 followers

9 years ago

Super excited to share this with you...one of the audiobooks I've worked on, Road to Nowhere by M. Robinson, will not only be distributed through Audible, but also through Blackstone Media, which happens to be one of the "Big 5" media companies in the world, standing toe-to-toe with the likes of Simon and Schuster!

This is huge, because I will be getting royalties off that audiobook, which means I very well could become comfortably well off just from this book.

Keep in mind that Blackstone has contact with over 20,000 librarians, distributes through every single major media website known to man, and will not only have digital copies to download, but also physical copies on CD's and mp3 CD's.

This is going to be huge, and means a ton when it comes to both finances and promotion, as showing that you have an audiobook through Blackstone (a USA Today bestseller, no less) is essentially guaranteeing that you have an in with them. If I can land a couple other auditions through them, I will be set!

I can't wait to continue with this. Who knew that I'd make it big so quickly? It's absolutely insane!

Edit: Oh goody. Apparently I'm not the only person who's made it and gotten an in to Blackstone, because my blog post, according to WA, isn't "original enough". No examples shown, no source, just unoriginal content.

Well, if I can't post this as is, I guess I have to add some random BS to it, so I may as well add in memes:

[Robbie:] “Are you, uh, a real villain?”

[Bobby:] “Well, uh, technically... nah.”

[Robbie:] “Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”

[Bobby:] “Nah.”

[Robbie:] “Have you ever tried a disguise?”

[Bobby:] “Nah, nah...”

[Robbie:] “Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery

This is going down in history

If you wanna be a Villain Number One

You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around

Be careful not to make a sound

(Shh)

(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

We are Number One

Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I just found

When I say go, be ready to throw

Go!

(Throw it on him, not me!)

(Ugh, let's try something else)

Now watch and learn, here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Hey!

Original enough for ya, WA?