I Have A Beard

byDargent

31 followers

16 years ago

I might as well make this public so it will keep me accountable.

Some men were meant to have facial hair.  Their face was built for it and most importantly, their beard looks good.

Others were never meant to never have beards.  In particular, I was not meant to EVER have a beard.

I have 3 distinct "patches" in my beard where there is no facial hair growing.  It looks as if I have a nice full beard but someone played a practical joke while I was sleeping and shaved just 3 quarter sized holes in it.

Welllll, the past 3 weeks have been a real whirlwind, moving my stuff back to my old house and saying goodbye to friends, that I didn't care to shave.  It has officially grown to beard status.

It really needs to be shaved today.  I should have gotten rid of this thing a week ago.

But NO!

I am stating right now that the beard is not coming off until I make my first sale. 

No excuses.

Okay now I have to get back to work.

-Andy

p.s. I also need a haircut too or I will start looking like a grizzly man.  But hey, one thing at a time.