It's been awhile.Have you missed me? (.crickets.)

bycbmercado

438 followers

5 years ago

Hello WA Family,

No worries. I'll get over it...eventually. But seriously, how about those Cowboys! Nevermind, there not playing this year. How about the boys in blue?!?!...Nevermind. The Dodgers aren't playing either. Darnit. Are there any sports going on...with an audience...NASCAR is not having a live audience in attendance so that doesn't count either.

I keep hearing that no audiences will be in attendance at least for this year. All those jobs lost makes me sad. I feel saddest for the guy who searches for couples for the kissing cam..and all the mascots not being able to dance like fools anonymously even though there are quite a few who are extremely good dancers under all that foam and fabric. And how about all the drunks who start fights with the mascots and get their asses beat by a guy in 20lbs. of foam and fabric and absolutely has no peripheral vision in their big giant costume heads.

I have to tell you that I feel bad for those drunks getting beat up in front of 50-100 thousand fans with no mask on and probably wearing too small of a t-shirt and shorts...and what if the TV cameras put him on live national TV so his friends and family can see him get beat up by mostly blinded guy in a 20lb. foam costume.

Family would be so proud, Hahahaha!!! Can you imagine if that was you on national TV getting your ass kicked. Would your dad say, "That's my boy!" Or if they switched roles with the son saying loud and proud, "That's my dad!" I still think the worst would be, "That's my mom!" Am I alone in this? (...crickets...) Okay, okay. I get the hint.

Signing off,

Courtney-