Uncle buffet has gone doolally again - it's crazy in wayne's world

bybuffetearns

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7 years ago

"I am pleased I don't go crazy horses - Steady Neddie!"

DOES ANYONE GO "BARKING MAD" THROUGH THE COURSE OF THE MONTH - Like the barking mad dog!

It's Crazy in Wayne's World - Only sometimes though

SORRY WRONG BARK - It should have been a Barking Mad Dog - Dog Below

OMG - A BARKING CAT NOW - Do cat's Bark - Sitting on Bark, getting closer!

THERE YOU GO - Nice Doggy - Positively Barking

RECEIPT OF SET OF BIORHYTHMS ON A DAILY BASIS

INSTRUCTIONS - DAILY

Dear Wayne, this is your Biorhythm for Sunday, April 8th:

Today your intellectual level is 0%: it is advisable to avoid too much study.Your physical level is 23%: if you have a difficult day ahead, take some place for yourself to re-energize.

Your emotional level is 18%: try to relax and do not pay too attention to others opinions!

Dear Wayne, this is your Biorhythm for Friday, March 23rd:

Today your intellectual level is 99%: take advantage to obtain professional promotion. Your physical level is 98%: you can use your energy however you wish.

Your emotional level is 94%: it is unlikely you will lose control!

WRITERS BLOCK

A few weeks ago I had some serious problems, just not able to string a sentence together and those of you that have read my posts would probably agree totally - "YES WAYNE WE REALLY DO SEE THAT YOU HAVE PROBLEMS STRINGING A SENTENCE TOGETHER LOL!"

MY QUESTION: Do any members have experience with Biorhythms and the level of accuracy I can put into them?

ATTACHMENT: As in previous posts and comments, I have discussed attachment to things and I certainly do not attach myself to the charts. I occasionally read the comments.

DISTRACTION: One of my posts, went into detail about when I just had a writing block and I tried all sorts to distract myself from the block. Admittedly, I was working off an iPhone 6 to write blogs, so I was up against it a little. You may recall my post for my distracting tactics - AND I DO NOT RECOMMEND ANY OF THE FOLLOWING FOR DISTRACTION:

DISTRACTION TACTIC ONE - CESSPIT - I thought cleaning the drains out would be "total distraction" - It was and it wasn't, yes it was a distraction but it was more of a DISTURBING distraction. It was smelly and I was smelly for days! I think I still have flies coming out my ears today!

Granted the flies could be mistaken for saw dust? A GOOD DISTRACTION FOR WRITERS BLOCK - NO!

DISTRACTION TACTIC TWO - BEER - The beer was great, it really made me forget, what it was I was trying to forget? A GOOD DISTRACTION FOR WRITERS BLOCK - NO!

DISTRACTION TACTIC THREE - DANCING AND LATE NIGHTS - The dancing was potentially better than the Cesspit and the Beer for my writing block cure - UNFORTUNATELY - It required several beers to get me on the Dance Floor! A GOOD DISTRACTION FOR WRITERS BLOCK - NO!

I DID HAVE A GOOD NIGHT THOUGH - I impressed myself that night!

OFFICIAL WRITERS BLOCK CURE - What worked best - FOR ME

From my own personal experience it was just relaxing with the circumstances. I tried doing my abstract and distracting things and none of them worked.

What worked best for me - was doing exactly the opposite to what I was doing and it was simply being at ease with myself and going with the flow.

The more POSITIVE methods of dealing with WRITTERS BLOCK:

ONE - FRESH AIR - Take the BARK OUT OF THE DOG!

TWO - WALK THAT DOG - Tire that dog out! DOG NOT COMPULSORY

THREE - RELAXATION - Some exercise - Do whatever it takes

FOUR - MEDITATION - Just be at peace with yourself - Do whatever it takes

FINALLY, - DISCIPLINE

"Self Discipline is when your conscience tells you to do something and you talk back"

- W.K. Hope

DISCIPLINE is doing something that needs to be done!

At the top of this post I question my Biorhythms but perhaps it is essentially just a DISCIPLINE issue?

Any thoughts, please offer them below. Thank you for reading.

OR Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps..............................

"PERHAPS I AM JUST GOING DOOLALLY?"

The verdict is out........