A Kick up The Jaaxy - Did I get it wrong, SORRY Jacksie or Jaxie or Jaxy
Just a little of British humor in the TITLE, I love JAAXY the KEYWORD SEARCH TOOL, it is a fantastic tool for us here at Wealthy Affiliate.
We used to use the terminology Jacksie, Jaxie or Jaxy years ago, I remember! It wasn't uncommon for someone to say "you'll get a kick up the Jaxy if you don't get a move on" and Jaxy is essentially, getting your "Butt Kicked!"
Time to get my Jaxy into gear!
It is approaching the end of the week again and I came across a story, I wanted to share with you, it's a short story 500 words but there may be messages we can learn from this again! It is a series of events that happened in CANADA!
JUST TO LIGHTEN THE LOAD IN CASE YOU ARE HAVING A HEAVY ONE!
I read a recent Traffic Report from the Canadian Police Department recently. It was an actual situation but I will leave it for you to decide!
Anyone that know's Canada ONTARIO - You may have heard of the Highway, Highway 11, also known as the Kings Highway, approximately 1784.9 KM long or 1109.1 in old money. In short, it stretches a long way - APPROX 1784.9 KM..........blah blah
Anyway, I want to share with you the true story:
THE STORY - A BIT OF A HORROR STORY ON THE VERGE OF STALKING!!
A North Bay Trucker as he was called, came to a stop at a Red Light on Highway11!
A female, she happened to be BLONDE caught up with the driver and running and screaming, jumps out of her car and ran up to the side of his truck and knocks on his door.
The trucker concerned, lowered his window and asked if she was OK, she replied "my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker decided to ignore her, he decided that something wasn't right so he proceeded down the street quite mystified. Perhaps a little concerned.
The driver of the truck approaches another red signal light and the girl catches up with him again!
She jumps out of her car and ran up to the side of his truck and knocks on his door. Again the trucker lowers his window, confronted by the Blonde again.
It was if they had never spoken before, the blonde says brightly "my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker shook his head, he thought it didn't even look like the same Blonde so he ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again!
All out of breath, the Blonde gets out of her car, runs up running and screaming and ran up to the side of his truck and knocks on his door.
The trucker concerned, lowered his window, she said "my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turned green, the trucker revved up his engine and races off until he came to the next light!
When he stopped this time, he hurriedly jumps out of his truck and he runs back to the Blonde!
He knocked on her window and as she lowered it, he said..............................
"HI, MY NAME IS KEVIN, IT'S WINTER IN CANADA AND I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK.......!!
TRUE STORY OR NOT, I AM NOT SURE? I SUSPECT WHETHER SHE WAS EVEN A REAL BLONDE?
MORAL OF THIS STORY, is - WHEN THE DAY GETS TOUGH, MAKE LIGHT OF IT!!
AND ONE FINAL PEP TALK TO MYSELF
"Successful people do what they need to do even when they don't feel like it.
Toughen up."
"SELF DISCIPLINE" Thats what it takes!
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Lol. Great story, great moral! :)
Have an excellent day and a prosperous weekend! I kind of knew where the story was going, I really enjoyed that one! :)
Linda
I love this. Thanks for sharing. Sometimes there will be interruptions but we have to stay the course! I like the images of your blondes!
They say you shouldn’t laugh at your own jokes I’m still chuckling at the blonde dog smiling!
Thank you so much for taking the time to read it!
Wayne
The last time I drove on highway 11 was just a couple of years ago, but definitely not in the winter. Thanx for the chuckle Wayne
~Shell
They always talk about that blonds are dumb, but I know from experience men are a lot dumber, eg. my previous husband wanted to deduct a dinner with his girlfriend as a business dinner, while I did the bookkeeping, and then be surprised that his cheating was discovered...
He sounds like a proper arse so you can’t tar us all with the same brush and that includes blondes as well!
Donald Trump is blonde and Boris Johnson, Secretary of State UK......no forget that, I’m not sure how they would fit into the conversation!
A lesson for all of us, no one is the same!
Wayne
Self-Discipline, Wayne. Self-Discipline.
I have been at this tablet all morning engaging with WA community, which is important to me. But there is something very urgent, but unpleasant I must do and I have been postponing it!
Regrettably, I must pause here and do it; otherwise I’ll be looking trouble in the face tomorrow. I am sure of it as the sun rises from the East!
Thanks, Wayne.
As I say, I got to
Show up and Step up!
Mojalefa, Signing off for while.
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Great joke! With a good message.
Thanks,
Marcus
Cheers Marcus!
Have a great day!
Wayne