Forgive Me For Being A Criminal

Last Update: Mar 17, 2019

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The CIA must be a huge organisation to deal with all us criminals!

I guess that this is their main Task now, surfing the porn sites to catch the criminals of the world. Luckily it comes out of the US citizens taxes and not ours.

I just thought you would like to know that the CIA is now watching you. That is according to the emails I am now receiving, and I must be spending my life on Porn sites. Oh heck.... WA must be a porn site because I spend my life here and nowhere else!

Somebody better tell Kyle and Carson!

OR

I wonder if it could be those other guys.... you know, the ones that try to extort money from us Dumb people?

I Wonder????

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when WA is based in Canada I am a bit unsure when you became the 53 state. am I missing something

As far as I am aware... The CIA may not work in the USA ... That's according to Hollywood! So it must be legit because I am in Africa, not the USA! :-)

I like your article, that is funny. Seems the CIA must be in cahoots with the Canadian RCMP! They are using a similar spam LOL.

Seriously though this is a problem, how many less experienced are falling for this crap? Yesterday my screen went red and a canned voice told me my computer was seized, if I tried to shut down my hard drive would be destroyed unless I was to send 1 bitcoin to some strange string of digits.

Don't fall for this crap, press Ctrl Alt Delete (together) which brings up Windows "Task Master" then click on "End Program" your out and should now run your anti virus & malware program.

Happy St Paddy

Murray

It's because there is so little crime in the western world these days. They have to justify their budgets~~~ :-).

How ridiculous, well no wonder I was nervous about making videos here...😅 naughty tsk tsk, is that what they took my taxes for sheeeeeesh

Mmmmm, You guys pay far to much Tax if they want to prosecute foreigners. Ask for a rebate!

Yeah we are not a crook lol

What do you mean by the other guys that try to extort money from us? of course there are no such guys.

You better watch out the CIA take porn surfing very seriously especially when the sites are affiliate marketing related, and its a matter of time before they come knocking on your door.

But if you want to be left in peace, you need to give the CIA your credit card and bank account info lol.

On a serious note, these spam emails we need to be careful about.

Thank you for this post and forgive my first part of this comment, I had to have a little fun with it :)

Hi Rose, Fun is my second name. Can't just be work all the time. :-)

Sounds legit!
How much money were they after?

$1000 in bitcoin. :-0

Must be spam because the CIA's tanks isn't about checking out porn sites.

Danny

Of that I am sure... It's a good giggle though!

What emails are you now receiving? They are no doubt fake, but yes we are all being watched so that our behaviour can be controlled I guess

I am about to be prosecuted by the CIA unless I pay!!! I guess I will be going to court!

Uhoh, guess we're all in trouble, LOL! So that's why I'm getting similar ones in my emails! We must be on one of "those" sites, when we're here at WA, haha!

Just have to say, it IS definitely frustrating...especially trying to check our website emails I find at least a page worth of this garbage every day, and used to find more in the past when I had my email listed on my website pages such as the contact page or even the privacy policy page.

I used to get a few pages a day of spammy emails for one of my websites once it started ranking higher in the search results. And, seen the same happening with another one, the better it's doing in the search results, the more emails I'd get like this or ones trying to sell me one thing or another...haha, even ones trying to sell their program or services to rank better in SEO!

Now, I no longer add it as a regular email address and instead I use a contact form mainly, but also add my email address like this: sherry(at)mywebsitename(dot)com which seems to help a bit...at least it's no longer pages a day, but a few still somehow slip through the cracks. Even into the contact form, I've seen a couple sneak in, so maybe I missed removing my regular email as it is somewhere or maybe they're getting a little smarter.

Anyways, it's not foolproof, and maybe there's a better option, but so far it's helped keep some of it out for me...although sometimes it is quite entertaining to read some of these "threatening" emails! Plus, on the upside, if they're noticing you, you must be moving up there in the search ranks!

Hopefully it'll help if you want to try it, all up to you though...
Thanks for sharing!

They annoyed me at first but now I just accept the help the give my rankings when they use my contact me form and delete their emails. :- )

🤣🤣 I like the angle you took on this one!
In that case we are all guilty,
someone please let Kyle and Carson know!

We have to work all the angles... :-)

Agreed!

Hahaha, we must all be Crims then, we are all mad also hehe

You know then..... :-)

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