Forgive Me For Being A Criminal
The CIA must be a huge organisation to deal with all us criminals!
I guess that this is their main Task now, surfing the porn sites to catch the criminals of the world. Luckily it comes out of the US citizens taxes and not ours.
I just thought you would like to know that the CIA is now watching you. That is according to the emails I am now receiving, and I must be spending my life on Porn sites. Oh heck.... WA must be a porn site because I spend my life here and nowhere else!
Somebody better tell Kyle and Carson!
I wonder if it could be those other guys.... you know, the ones that try to extort money from us Dumb people?