So here I go again trying to conquer the world - trying to be successful and noticed and hopefully admired for all of my great uniqueness and spectacular assets. If nothing else, noticed will do (as long as its not by the IRS or the police). So here I go again trying to impress everyone. My wife is no longer impressed with me and no longer laughs at any of my jokes, so I have to do something. Carnegie Hall rejected me, because I was upstaged by Fifty-Cent. So much for working so ha