The Funny Side

byBlueDot

2.6K followers

11 years ago

After spending some time on the WA today - helping a fellow member - my levels of brain enthusiasm dropped dramatically like Felix Baumgartner Jumping from a space capsule. My son Luke , who is 3 years of age has a great interest in the Gummy Bear song and tugs at every opportunity to allow him to watch this You-Tube hit.

I did the systematic procedure of logging out , setting up the You Tube song and walked away to clear my clouded head. An hour passes, but silence draws my curiosity to Luke's peaceful posture, half hanging from the chair with feet firmly on the ground , fast asleep. The awkward position would gleam the eyes of an opportunistic Chiropractor.

To protect the boy from a disjointed posture , I lifted him and placed him on the couch , giving his mind some well deserved rest.

So I returned to my laptop to crack on, but found that I was now logging in as a Free member.
Luke had obviously clicked out of the 'You Tube' page and found his way to the Wealthy Affiliates free member Sign - up page.

I guess this was not as exciting as the Gummy Bear song and he couldn't figure out the purpose of becoming a member unless the training provided free Gummy Bear Songs.For these reasons he resolved his unsuccessful feats and drifted to la la land.

The Funny side of course , can you imagine if he knew what he was doing.

Live Chat
- Gummy Bear - Hi my name is Luke and I'm 3 years old"

- TyJohnson @Gummy Bear - Hi Luke Welcome to WA ,are you not too young to be doing Affiliate Marketing?

- Gummy Bear @TyJohnson - Well we have to start somewhere - How do you make money? - my dream is to be able to buy lots of Jellies

-TyJohnson @ Gummy Bear - This is a training platform and the more effort you put in the more Jellies you get out.

- Gummy Bear @TyJohnson - I'm not sure what I like?

- TyJohnson @Gummy Bear - Well you seem to like Jellies and sweets - You could promote 'Toddlers with Bad Teeth.

- @Rich @TyJohnson - Geez Ty give the kid some credit. After all, not his fault he managed to bypass Fort Knox and sign up as a Baby Affiliate.

-TyJohnson @ @Rich - Hey you'd be surprised, 33000 monthly searches , QSR 7 - This kid could practically be the next Jelly King

-BIS @ Gummy Bear - Ty is correct. Although the Bad Teeth for Toddlers is a touchy subject, this industry has huge potential.

- Todd182 @ Gummy Bear - Yeah, you could even promote Crash Helmets for Toddlers

- Veronica @ Gummy Bear - I have the .com, the .org, the .net and .info for that keyword if you're interested

- @Rich @Veronica - Shame on you for selling the Dot Candy to a child.

- Thathelpful Dude @ Gummy Bear - Hi my name is Luke as well and I love Jellies too.


Guys I laughed while I was doing this and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did writing this.Thanks @BlueDot