Words of wisdom

Hi

I thought I will share some words of wisdom

1) The journey of a thousand miles begin with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
2) Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
3) Always remember you are unique-just like everyone else.
4) Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
5) If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing two mortgage payments.
6) Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile a way and you have their shoes.
7) If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.
8) If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
9) Good judgment come from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10) A closed mouth gathers no foot.
11) There are two theories on arguing with women; neither works.
12) Never miss a chance to shut up.
13) There's a fine line between 'hobby' and 'insanity'
14) Most people seem normal until you get to know them.
15) Trust your neighbour but cut the cards.
16) No matter what happens someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
17) Experience is something you don't get till after you need it.
18) The wolf will lie down with the lamb but the lamb won't get much sleep.

and my personal favourite if you have tried everything and you don't succeed, try reading the instructions.

Have a good day

Antonio