I looked into several companies that were really expensive but decided to go with this one because it just seemed to be the most honest. Plus I like how this starts out as a job first and it's free and if you want to run it like that in the beginning you can.
I work as a janitor at a college and on my breaks I like to solve equations that professors leave up on the boards just to mess with them. Wait, no that's Good Will Hunting, my bad. I used to work at a casino full time but I busted myself to part time so I can spend full time doing this during the day and also so I can spend more time ignoring my daughter who is on YouTube all the time. She's 12 and she puts videos of herself making slime on there. Half of them have me burping in the background and then she goes "UUUUUUuuugh, daddy, I'm recording" and then I pretend I'm drunk and I say "Yeah, well whose fault is that" then she does the "UUUUUuuuuugh" again and keeps going.