I work as a janitor at a college and on my breaks I like to solve equations that professors leave up on the boards just to mess with them. Wait, no that's Good Will Hunting. Honestly I'm just doing this while waiting for my letter from Hogwarts. And I like to be close to my coffee maker. And also so I can spend more time ignoring my daughter who is on YouTube all the time. She's 12 and she puts videos of herself making slime on there. Half of them have me burping in the background and then she goes "UUUUUUuuugh, daddy, I'm recording" and then I pretend I'm drunk and I say "Yeah, well whose fault is that" then she does the "UUUUUuuuuugh" again and keeps going.