Pork chop

I have a weight lose site. So I was sitting there writing about all that weight I had lost a few years back. I was all into the subject and I was two finger typing like a mad man. I mean I was spewing out at least 3 words a minute. Wow the keys are getting red hot. Man my head is spinning from this hurricane of simple single note taps. I was tick tacking out the garbage, oops I mean verbage. I was just really enjoying myself.

My wife comes in and says what are you doing . I said I am writing content about weight loss. She cracks up laughing and just really starts to annoy me greatly.I said whats so darn funny. She still laughing and says isn't that your third pork chop.

Thanks W.A.

Tony