Christmas Joke
The Almighty Says to St Peter because it's Christmas the next three people wanting to enter into heaven, as long as they have something on them that represents the spirit of Christmas they can enter the Kingdom of Heaven no matter what their sins.
The first person approaches.
St Peter says " My son, what do you have with you to celebrate Christmas?"
He pulls out a branch of holly and St Peter lets him through the Pearly Gates.
The next Person enters and again St Peter asks the same question.
He pulls out a sprig of mistletoe. St Peter steps back realising a kiss might not be appropriate and opens up the gates.
The third person approaches looking a little the worse for wear.
St Peter says" My son what do you have with you that celebrates Christmas?"
He fumbles in his pocket and produces a pair of knickers.
St Peter says" And what have they to do with Christmas?'
They're Carol's( Works Better Spoken)
Ho Ho
Merry Christmas
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Hahahahaha