[9 WAYS] Marketing Made SIMPLE!

byLorenzV

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4 years ago

1. You see a gourgeous girl at the party. You go up to her and say: "I'm rich. Marry me!"

DIRECT MARKETING

2. You're at the party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl, one of your friends goes up to your and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"

ADVERTISING

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"

TELEMARKETING

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. will you marry me?"

PUBLIC RELATIONS

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You're very rich! Can you marry me?"

BRAND RECOGNITION

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

CUSTOMER FEEDBACK

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me!" She introduces you to her husband.

DEMAND & SUPPLY GAP

8. You see a gorgoeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.

COMPETITION eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgoeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you can say: "I'm rich. Marry me!" Your wife arrives.

RESTRICTION for entering new markets