I've been reading adventure novels.

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I'm about to start a friendly tousle with Dictionary.com - I'm keeping it friendly while still getting the results I want and because I come from the foreign land of the unusual (postage code ODD) I wrote it this way. I composed this email shortly after I woke-up, while having a bitter cup of coffee, and because Mrs. Greene's teachings are once again vivid on my mind, I'm going to wait a few hours before I send it.

Here is guys. How does it sound to you?

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Wordsmiths;

I cried; foul! I say to you evenly. Bloody murder! I held one chubby finger up and stabbed holes savagely in the air at your direction, Dictionary.com (Yes, I admit it, I've been reading adventure novels.)

I felt bamboozled. Now, however, I feel much calmer because I know that you well read people will make it all better. See, I've been doing quite a bit of writing these past couple of weeks, consequently I've been relying ever more than usual on your software, truth is, that yours is the only dictionary I care for. Given that fact, I thought to myself; "This is good software, there is nothing snobbish or prima donnaish about it, I'd do well to just buy it." I did.

Everything should had been smooth sailings from here on out, everything should had been okay.

But here I am now, and it is not, okay! Bear with me and read a little further. I've been using the freeware version of this app for the iPad for a couple of years. Two days ago I went ahead and purchased the "Power Pack" upgrade and it was dandy, but I still didn't feel that I had the experience I wanted. What I really craved turns out to be, was for those eyesores of ads be gone from my field of vision, so I upgraded to the pay version, with me so far? Good.

Well, here is the onion. Having spent my few dollars, I now have two of your apps sitting blue and pretty on my screen. One is riddle with ads and the upgrades, and the other is ad free but without the upgrades that I had purchased the previous evening, do you understand why I am irked? - What I want is just one, ad free and upgrades rich app. Is there any way that we can manage this without spending any more money?

I suggest you lockup one of your software engineers, fuel him with the strongest blend that Starbucks offers and don't let him out till he resolves the problem, or alternately, refund my money. Although, I much rather have the dictionary.

Yours, swimming in ads.

Oscar.