Playing With Words part Five

Last Update: August 06, 2015

People very often don't realise that what they say is not really what they want people to understand. I particularly like number seven :-) !

Did I read that sign right? Signs seen in various places :-)
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK).
We all need a good laugh, so let's keep on smiling.

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MarionBlack Premium
Thanks for the giggle. ~Marion
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rosieM Premium
Haha......THANK YOU. ....much needed..... :)
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Loes Premium
Very funny Ian, here is another one
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Kingfisher Premium
I think I'll stick to the good old fashioned shower Loes ! :-)
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Loes Premium
you never know where it ends up, with all the cuts in the elderly care ;)
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BenORourke Premium
Love the last one LOL
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reneelove Premium
I like this post, made me laugh...
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