Playing With Words: Part 3
Why are they called APARTMENTS if they are joined together?
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get, as the older she grows the more interested he becomes in her!
A fine is a Tax for doing wrong. A Tax is a fine for doing well.
If Moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day?
I love being married! It is so great to find that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Anyone who thinks he is too small to make a difference has never been to bed with a Mosquito.
I wear my wife's glasses because she wants me to see things her way.
Laugh and the World laughs with you – if you cry the World laughs louder!
Part 4 will be published soon.
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Some great one-liners here, thanks for sharing. Has anyone ever told you that you look like Bob Hope in his younger days? ~Marion
Hello Lan, always a pleasure, you do have a way of making me and my wife laugh...please keep it up.
Monte
Hi Monte
Glad you enjoy my quirky sense of humour I enjoy writing it. You might also enjoy a comedy book I wrote called 'Something Fishy', you can see it on my writer's web site here: http://Ian-McKay.com
Won't be long now Tim, I'm a litle busy at the moment trying to get some feedback on my site: http://www.weightlossthehealthyway.com
Any feedback or comments would be appreciated!
Very good looking site! not to cludder with picture, load fast witch it should to be a good site as well fine job you did King.
Right. Apologies...forgot. Thank you and keep it coming dear. My son and I love playing with words too (he's an aspiring writer).
Be Blessed....
Shirley
Hello Dan
Thank you for your kind words, I do appreciate you taking the time to post them. Good luck with whatever you are doing. it's 1.00am in the morning here in Liverpool; so, I'll say goodnight and godbless to all my W A friends!
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Hi everyone
Many thanks for all the kind comments here from you all, I love to make people laugh! I don't know about looking like Bob Hope, in his younger days, Marion; but, at 76 years old, I now sometimes feel like No Hope :-) (I don't think that they are related:-)