Playing With Words: Part 3
Why are they called APARTMENTS if they are joined together?
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get, as the older she grows the more interested he becomes in her!
A fine is a Tax for doing wrong. A Tax is a fine for doing well.
If Moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day?
I love being married! It is so great to find that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Anyone who thinks he is too small to make a difference has never been to bed with a Mosquito.
I wear my wife's glasses because she wants me to see things her way.
Laugh and the World laughs with you – if you cry the World laughs louder!
Part 4 will be published soon.