Playing With Words: Part 3

Last Update: May 06, 2015

Why are they called APARTMENTS if they are joined together?

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get, as the older she grows the more interested he becomes in her!

A fine is a Tax for doing wrong. A Tax is a fine for doing well.

If Moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day?

I love being married! It is so great to find that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!

Anyone who thinks he is too small to make a difference has never been to bed with a Mosquito.

I wear my wife's glasses because she wants me to see things her way.

Laugh and the World laughs with you – if you cry the World laughs louder!

Part 4 will be published soon.

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montewolfe1 Premium
Hello Lan, always a pleasure, you do have a way of making me and my wife laugh...please keep it up.
Monte
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Kingfisher Premium
Hi Monte
Glad you enjoy my quirky sense of humour I enjoy writing it. You might also enjoy a comedy book I wrote called 'Something Fishy', you can see it on my writer's web site here: http://Ian-McKay.com
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montewolfe1 Premium
Thanks for the link Ian.
Monte
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Kingfisher Premium
You're welcome Monte :-)
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Kingfisher Premium
Won't be long now Tim, I'm a litle busy at the moment trying to get some feedback on my site: http://www.weightlossthehealthyway.com
Any feedback or comments would be appreciated!
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Timard Premium
Very good looking site! not to cludder with picture, load fast witch it should to be a good site as well fine job you did King.
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Timard Premium
Great stuff King.I'm waiting for part 4.
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Kingfisher Premium
Hi Tim
Thanks for your kind comments!
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ShirleyWoon Premium
You're so funny Ian. Where do you find these things....
Shirley
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Kingfisher Premium
Hi Shirley
I'm a writer, so it's my job to play with words :-)
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ShirleyWoon Premium
Right. Apologies...forgot. Thank you and keep it coming dear. My son and I love playing with words too (he's an aspiring writer).
Be Blessed....
Shirley
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danbarth87 Premium
Great post!
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Kingfisher Premium
Hello Dan
Thank you for your kind words, I do appreciate you taking the time to post them. Good luck with whatever you are doing. it's 1.00am in the morning here in Liverpool; so, I'll say goodnight and godbless to all my W A friends!
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