Wink Wink

bycosmicradio

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9 years ago

A Case Study of 71 Winkers...

Actor Steve Carell...the wink and the point...#1

NBA great Shaquille O'Neal, not sure what he's saying...lip readers? #2

Sure, he looks friendly, with the wink and the smile, but STAY OUT OF THE WATER, he's half man, half shark! #3

The raccoon from "Guardians of the Galaxy," showing some sharp little teeth along with his wink! #4

There are the winks that somehow need an open mouth in order to perform the wink correctly... #5

This is not a bad one... #6

The King of Punk Funk, Rick James...pretty good wink... #7

Not sure about the wink, but I like the crinkly nose and the lips... #8

This wink kinda says "They'll find your body tonight, in the dumpster behind Bob's Big Boy! #9

Weatherman Al Roker, with a well-practiced wink... #10

Han Solo, with his smug, Millenium Falcon wink... #11

Katy Perry...I'm thinking here..."Good thing she can sing and has boobs!" #12

Britney Spears...a solid wink! #13

Good dog wink... #14

Rihanna...a wink and a smile... #15

Actor John Cusack...needs some work! #16

There you go ladies...Don't know this actor's name, but I think he was in some superhero movie...good wink! #17

Brigitte Bardot...wink, blink...I don't care, Mon Cherie! #18

Doggy wink... #19

One of those winks that involves the body...there's that open mouth again...not bad, though. #20

The man with no name is always squinting...is that a wink or a "You're going to Boot Hill" twitch? #21

Carrie from "Sex and the City," with an "I'm in on the joke" wink. #22

Another wink with an open mouth, but kind of cute! #23

Not bad...basic wink, no gyrations... #24

Miley Cyrus, if she winks at you, she means it! #25

"Shaun of the Dead's" Simon Pegg..."Cheers, mate!" #26

Typical understated guy wink... #27

Kitty winks... #28

Open mouth, but there's something I like about this one... #29

If she were my sister, I'd tell her, "Yeah, don't do that!" #30

Neverending wink... #31

This one's pretty good... #32

This one, too... #33

Christopher Walken...don't trust the wink or the grin... #34

Batting the eyes... #35

Veronica Mars...surprise, then wink... #36

Here's an inebriated Lucy, with Vitameatavegimin... #37

Roselyn Sanchez...sexy wink! #38

Matt LeBlanc...not bad... #39

Classic movie actress...cute! #40

This wink seems natural... #41

This one's a little over the top! #42

Not bad... #43

Ms Frizzle on the Magic School Bus...not a bad wink Ms. Frizz! #44

I like this one... #45

Hallie Berry...hot stuff! #46

Nice touch with the glasses! #47

Actor Ernest Borgnine, friendly wink... #48

This is a likable wink! #49

OK, I know this is Ferris Bueller's kid sister, but she's got a great wink! #50

Another good one! #51

Good guy wink... #52

This is a good one-the build up helps...hot in here! #53

Cute wink...dimples... #54

I always thought Jeff Goldblum was a little squirrelly... #55

These winks that involve only the eye are possibly the best ones! #56

Another full-body wink! #57

Actor Nick Cage, possibly in "Con Air." Good wink, Nick! #58

The "cute Beatle" needs some work on his wink! #59

Overall effect makes this an enticing wink! #60

Actress Zoey Deschanel...I like it! #61

Something else is moving... #62

Another fabulous eye only wink... #63

Draws attention to the eye, then winks... #64

This one is disturbing! #65

A slight turn of the head... #66

Having fun with it... #67

I think this wink is actually closing one eye to aim her imaginary gun...Works for me! #68

Kind of mesmerizing... #69

I don't like the eye going partway down before the wink. It should happen in one fluid motion. #70

Actress Reese Witherspoon...a wink and a laugh... #71

Here are the startling conclusions from this comprehensive Wink Study...

1. The best looking winks involve just the eye, which is probably the most difficult wink to accomplish.

2. Sometimes, a bit of something with the mouth is OK, but nothing too extreme.

3. Maintain eye contact during the wink, and do not turn away after winking. This may give the impression of a lack of self-confidence, or, worse, insincerity.

Some good examples of winks were: (I'm not taking guy winkers into account here, because, frankly, I like the girls)

#13, #15, #25, #32, #33, #36, #38, #40, #45, #46, #47, #49, #50, #51, #53, #56, #60, #61, #62, #63, #64, #68, and #69.

OK, I guess I liked a lot of them.

What useful information can we take away from all of this?

If you are going to wink at a business prospect, or even a business colleague, please do not take it lightly, because the simple act of something seemingly so small as a wink can have major consequences, if misinterpreted.

For example, you don't want to casually wink and come across to your customers like woman #65!

I would go so far as to suggest that you practice winking in front of a mirror, following the guidelines listed above, until you have mastered the "perfect wink."

Don't come across as "squirrelly," like #55, Jeff Goldblum, or just plain weird, like the #30 winker!

Use the "perfect wink" as another weapon in your business arsenal!