Tres Bootay

Keep an open mind on this one, folks...

You might find this an improbable, if somewhat amusing niche, but I am here to tell you, there are girls who revel in possessing bigger posteriors, and guys who absolutely prefer bigger rear ends on their better halves.

Why not make a niche out of it? Not to be cheeky, but the market in derrieres is, well...HUGE!

Don't let potential customers walk away. On the other hand, that may be just the perspective you're looking for!

That's what I'm talking about!! Just ask Kim Kardashian...

In fact, according to Alfred Lubrano, in "The Secret Life and Unstudied Passion of Men Who Like Their Women Large," fat admirers, or FA's, as they call themselves, prefer "round bellies, large rears, and big thighs...the same things all men like...just more of it!"

FAs are normal-sized men who simply prefer large women, with big keisters, many of whom tip the scales at more than 250 pounds.

Dimensions Magazine, a Sacramento national publication for FAs and their women, estimates 10% of American men are FAs.

The National Association for the Advancement of Fat Admirers (NAAFA) is planning a "Million Pound March" in August, in Santa Monica, California, celebrating the vitality of fat people in the face of adversity. (they say "fat" is the preferred term. I'm not being politically incorrect, here)

There is something kind of...mesmerizing about those big, round booties!

"Honky tonk badonkadonk." (Trace Adkins, 2005)

In fact, in Niche Hacks' recently released list of "81 Weird Niches," bigger butt is # 50!

I'm not making this stuff up, folks!

So, don't be like Rosa Parks, and not move to the rear! (That's not a racial joke, just a funny one)

Let's see if we can get to the bottom of this potentially profitable niche. (I just can't stop myself!)

"Shake it to the left, Shake it to the right, Can I pitch this niche? Well, I think I might!"

I truly believe this is a niche we can all get behind!

Check out the tush on this pro wrestler. Are those pants, or is that a jello mold?

We'll take a backseat to no one in this buttocks endeavor!

You know...like J Lo, who gives new meaning to the term "gluteus maximus")

So, get off your duff and give this niche some serious consideration.

Maybe get away for a few days to contemplate...

Take a train ride (of course, you'll sit in the caboose, sipping an ice cold Heinie from a frosted glass, and enjoying an exquisite lobster tail or an absolutely sinful rump roast; perhaps later on, nibbling on cinnamon buns, and watching the 1961 Leslie Caron movie, "Fanny."

(Leslie Caron)

The backside, er, upside of this niche is: there is a potentially vast market of interested men and women.

Think about it!