Do you ever get letters from people claiming to have special powers?
I get such letters every so often, and I do read them, because it's kind of fun to see what the person is predicting for me.
There is usually a bit of flattery...
The "Christian Mystic," otherwise known as "The Archduke of Rome," "the world's most successful aura reader and spirit channel," for example, has assured me that my Guardian Angel is the Seraphim Vehuel, one of 8 Seraphim (The highest order of of the highest hierarchy of Angels) invoked for the manifestation of our prayers.
Obviously, this is a heavy dude watching over me!
The "Archduke" also tells me that I have an extraordinary aura, projecting 6 feet in all directions, rather than the typical 3-4 feet! (Big hands=big aura!)
I also apparently have a halo above my head...violet blue, turning into a blinding white light, that Duke (After a couple pages of this stuff, I'm comfortable calling him Duke) says is the presence of Vehuel.
It seems that I can manifest anything I wish, through the power of Vehuel, but there is one small problem...
Vehuel is currently unable to help me-Which he desperately wants to do, because a blockage exists, which is keeping him from contacting me.
Duke guarantees me that he can easily remove the blockage, so that all my desires may be manifested, and, guess what...He is not going to charge his typical $1,000.00 fee for doing this, but is asking only for a modest $25.00 "honor token!" (I'm not worthy!)
What a philanthropist!
(I have taken note of the fact that "The Archduke of Rome" is now residing in L.A.)
I am in possession of another letter from "Ariana, Mystic Maiden of Seville."
It seems I am to expect a mysterious sealed envelope on May 2nd of this year. I have been instructed to open it, just before 4 o'clock P.M. Opening it too early, or too late, would be "the greatest mistake of my life!" (Note to self: Watch for mysterious envelope...Set watch!)
Apparently, the contents of this envelope will make me "Invincible!" Hooray!!
Along with the amazing miracle about to occur in my life, Ariana will also be providing me with 5 "Sacred Artifacts," which will additionally provide me with Wealth, Love, Good Luck, Personal Power, and Answered Prayers.
Ariana tells me that these "Artifacts" are priceless, and something which "any prudent soul would consider a gift at $10,000.00!"
All she is asking from me is a $25.00 "Offering of Faith!" (What an incredible bargain!)
(I noted that the "Mystic Maiden of Seville" also lives in L.A., and operates out of a Post Office Box, just like my new friend, Duke!)
I get these things every couple of months, folks. Flights of Fancy, I guess you could call them.
I don't mean to poke fun at people's livelihoods, or at the existence of Guardian Angels. I know there are plenty of people who believe in them.
Heck, I even had a psychic friend who told me he could see my Angel next to me all the time. Maybe it was Vehuel, I don't know.
I googled Vehuel, and it said something like the "Angel of Agriculture."
Maybe I should open a plant store.
All I know is, once I sent the guy's card back, saying "I can't afford the "Love Offering" right now, but since you are so confident in the windfall you can create for me, I figured you wouldn't mind waiting and getting yours once I've got mine. I'd be happy to pay you double the normal "Love Offering," if you would be willing to do that!"
I never heard back from him.