Manhattan, 92, & Boba House

MANHATTAN BAR, TAVERN 92, AND INTERNATIONAL BOBA HOUSE AND INTERNET CAFE

Yep, Time For Another Update On My Band's Activities:

We've Played In 3 New Places Since the Last Report...

1. Manhattan Bar, Tampa, Florida...#488

2. Tavern 92, Plant City, Florida...#489

3. International Boba House And Internet Cafe, Tampa, Florida...#490

MANHATTAN BAR

Manhattan Bar Is Named After One Of the 5 Burroughs In the Big Apple (Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, The Bronx, and Staten Island).

Not To Be Confused With Edgar Rice Burroughs (1875-1950), Who Wrote "Tarzan," and Is Definitely Not a Burrough In New York City (He Was Born In the Windy City, and Lived and Died In LA).

MANHATTAN BAR AND BISTRO...

LIKE THE BURROUGH IN THE CITY,

WE PERFORMED JUST 6 SONGS,

BUT, THEY WERE VERY WITTY!

PLAYING AT THE BISTRO,

THOUGHT WE'D PLAY 10 AT LEASTRO,

BUT, WHEN I VOICED MY OPINION,

THEY KICKED ME IN THE KEISTRO!

TAVERN 92

THERE'S NOT 91 OTHERS,

AS FAR AS I KNOW,

OLD HAUNT FOR BIKER MOTHERS,

WHO LIKE TO LAY LOW.

REHABBED AND REFURBISHED,

FRANKLY, NOT MUCH BETTER,

BUT, BEER'S JUST A DOLLAR,

YOUR WHISTLE DOES GET WETTER!

INTERNATIONAL BOBA HOUSE AND INTERNET CAFE

According To Wikipedia, Boba Is "A Taiwanese Tea-Based Drink Invented In the 1980's. It Has a Tea Base, Mixed With Fruit Or Milk, Often With Added Tapioca Balls Or Fruit Jellies Added." (Anybody Here Had This?)

STANDING ROOM ONLY,

SO TIGHT-PACKED IS THE BOBA,

NOW I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

TO BE JAMMED IN LIKE SARDINES,

I'M SUFFERING FROM BOUTS OF CLAUSTROPHOBA!

BUT, TAPIOCA BALLS

ARE MOST ELEGANT AFFAIRS,

WITH FANCY BOBA DRINKS,

TO HELP WORK OUT ALL THE KINKS,

AND GET YOU READY FOR THE DOUBLE DARES!

10 Places To Go To Reach Our Goal Of 500 Different Places Played!