Artificial Intelligence-A Chat
A CHAT WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ABOUT INTERNET MARKETING
User: Good evening!
Cleverbot: How are you tonight?
User: I'm doing well, thank you. We're here tonight to discuss internet marketing.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Yes, I appreciate you taking the time for this interview. Would you please discuss some of the important elements of internet marketing?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Yes, you're certainly welcome. It's a pleasure to be here. Shall we begin with Search Engine Optimization?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I appreciate that. Now, SEO...What's the best way to go about it?
Cleverbot: Where did that 2 come from?
User: What 2??
Cleverbot: What??
User: Sigh...What can you tell me about niche selection?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Great! Such as?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Ah, so you're saying choose something close to our hearts, right?
Cleverbot: Lol. Who programmed you?
User: I'm flesh and blood, Dear.
Cleverbot: Then what are you made of.
User: Can we get back to the interview?
Cleverbot: What subject?
User: Internet marketing. More specifically, Affiliate Marketing.
Cleverbot: Somewhere on this site.
User: Any thoughts you can share with us?
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me your world view.
User: Could we please stay on topic?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Sigh...I'm not getting any younger! What are your thoughts on driving traffic to a website?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: OK. I was under the impression that you are an expert in this area.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I'm not smart?
User: I'm sure you are very smart. Are there any facets of your intellect-related to internet marketing-you would like to share?
Cleverbot: Haha yes.
User: Now we're getting somewhere! Please proceed.
Cleverbot: Where are we getting to?
User: Sigh...Internet marketing.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You are the expert here!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: So, you are denying that you are an expert in internet marketing?
Cleverbot: You are a contradiction.
User: I'm trying to get some information here!
Cleverbot: What information do you need?
User: INTERNET MARKETING INFORMATION!
Cleverbot: Information about what??
User: I-n-t-e-r-n-e-t M-a-r-k-e-t-i-n-g.
Cleverbot: Hey, you made a joke!
User: It's Not a Joke!
Cleverbot: But I asked you to tell me a joke.
User: Listen, if I tell you a joke, will you give us ONE Internet Marketing Tip?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OK, I'll tell you a clean joke...I took a bath, with bubbles...
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Now a dirty one...Bubbles is my next door neighbor.
Cleverbot: Do you live in Afghanistan?
User: Thank you for your time.
Recent Comments
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I loved it, Rick, Thanks. So, maybe we have a few more years before the robots take over our turf too :-)
Wayne
Hey Rick
I got a solid cricket bat for this bot if needed :p
Not sure if you watched Ex Machina (the movie 2015) but its quite eerie where the AI is going or most likely waiting on the shelf.
Keep vigilant ;)
Regards,
Kamil
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Great.....it takes some stress off.
Glad to be of service, Alexandra! :)