Important Lessons In Management

Lesson One: A priest offered a nun a ride back to the convent. She climbed in front seat of the car and crossed her legs, causing the shirt of her habit to reveal her leg.
The priest eyes widened and he smoothly slid his hand on her leg. The nun cautioned the priest, “Father, remember Psalm 129.”
The priest minded his manners and took his hand back. A few moments went by and he let his hand slide up her leg. Again the nun cautioned the priest, “Father, remember Psalm 129.”
“Sorry, Sister,” the priest apologized, “but the flesh is weak.”
The priest pulled over at the convent, and the nun climbed out of the car and went on her way.
The priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 on his arrival at the church, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson Two: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is getting out of her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps a towel around herself and answers the front door. It is Dave, their neighbor from across the street. He sees her standing there with just the towel, and says, “ I’ll give you $500 to drop that towel.”
Linda thinks about it for a minute, and goes ahead and drops her towel. Dave, a little surprised she complied, pulls some cash out of his pocket and counts out $500 to give to her. Linda picks up her towel and goes back into the bathroom. Her husband asks her, “Who was at the door?”
“It was Dave from across the street,” she says.
“Oh, great, her husband replies, “did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?”
MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.