Dinosaurs Become Extinct from Selfie Craze
Fast breaking news. In California, scientists and archaeologists are blown away by the discovery of a female brontosaurus upper body in in the La Brae Tar Pits. Not only is it the biggest specimen to be found in the area, but to their shock, the creature was clutching a mobile phone between its toes.
This discovery may finally explain the extinction 65 million years ago of the dinosaur kingdom. The mobile phone!
Through extensive computer study and simulation, it seems that all herbivorous dinosaurs, including Ankylosaurus, Apatosaurus,Camarasaurus, Diplodocus, Dryosaurus, Euoplocephalus, Heterodontosaurus, Hypsilophodon, Iguanodon, Kentrosaurus, Lambeosaurus, Lesothosaurus, Maiasaura, Massospondylus, Montanoceratops, Pachycephalosaurus, Parasaurolophus, Protoceratops, Riojasaurus and many others communicated by phone day and night. Young were often ignored as were the usual daily necessities of a herbivorous lizards.
The worst thing that could happen did happen. The carnivores made meals of them like hotcakes until they were all gone. Tyrannosaurus Rex and
Albertosaurus, Allosaurus, Coelophysis, Compsognathus, Deinonychus, Dilophosaurus, Eoraptor, Giganotosaurus, Megalosaurus, Suchomimus,Tyrannosaurus rex, Unenlagia, Utahraptor. Velociraptor, Yangchuanosaurus, and many others had no interest in phones because they could usually make themselves heard vocally. They made short work of the small brained big vegetarians.
You see, the herbivores' brains were too small to fit in the skill of mindfulness behaviour. Hunger or thirst or bathing never crossed their minds when they were on their phones. No wonder they died out. Oh, I forgot to say that when all the herbies were gone of course the carnies died of starvation!
Is there a lesson here for us to learn?
Tracy
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Nice one and thanks for sharing! Is is really a good mindfulness exercise and good reminder for us to have some time off and yes mobile phones do harm as more and more people only care about their mobile phones only even at the restaurant eating together but the atmosphere so "deafening silent" as we forgot the "real deal" is just in front of us instead we seems happy to care only all about the mobile phones stuff.
Thanks and welcome :)