Sunday.Job Application

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Sunday fun, friends.It can't be an actual thing as they claim it is, of course.Though, who knows?

I once was helping an acquaintance of mine to fill in an application form for the US Green Card. There was a line about the language, something like "Your language competence" and variants- "Fluent English", "Can read" "Can read with a dictionary". I asked , aware that he didn't know English at all,- "What should we put here?"

He replied , absolutely seriously, "Write that I can read but I don't understand".The funniest thing was that he was not joking. hahaha...

And I did come across situations where people were embarrassed by the line "Sex"in their various application forms. English is sure confusing sometimes, especially for foreigners.

So maybe we could ask Rick or(who else is living there?) Cindy to check McDonalds in Florida and find the guy?

If not, it's still a cool way to learn to talk not only with the possible employers, but also deal with possible negative comments on our sites..And it's really an amusing and clever writing.Enjoy:

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Absolutely hysterical, thanks a bunch my friend! :-)

Happy you liked it. Thanks.:)

I actually worked with someone who had gone through "Hamburger University." True story and factual. Hamburger U is the training potential store managers and franchisees go through for McDonalds. This person later changed his career path and became an attorney. I was his paralegal/secretary for 15 years.

Loved the job application! So funny! Thanks for the share, Vera.

Happy Sunday to you.

Sue

Looks like McDonalds is really an interesting place and a good school of life. Thank you!...
You too, Sue! Have a blessed evening!:)

This is very funny. I would have hired him in a heartbeat.

Yep! Thanks.:)

Haa!

My partner Larry was going through McDonald's drive through one morning back in October and sent me this picture he took with his phone:

McDonald's morning shift garbage patrol, reporting for duty! ;-)

Funny things around McDonalds do happen.. ..haha.. Thanks.:))

That is hilarious! Thank you for a good laugh. My husband got a chuckle out of it, too.

Have a great Sunday!

My pleasure, Anita. Glad you both liked it.
You, too.:)

You got a great sense of humor..have an awesome sunday

Thanks much, Patrick. You, too.:)

Sounds like something I would want to do. ;)
Funny stuff, Vera. Thanks for the Sunday fun.
~Bob

Which side, Bob?lol
Thanks.:))

I would have the sarcastic ability to fill out an application like this one. However, I probably wouldn't.

Funny...

Thanks.:)

Thanks for sharing! Very funny

Thanks, Sondra. :)

Good afternoon Vera,

That really was funny and made me laugh. You know if people were more open and honest a lot of problems would not exist on our earth. I think you missed my WA post, here comes. Have a great Sunday, Taetske

Thanks, Taetske. You are quite right, I believe..
I will go now.:)

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