Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Dear Readers welcome to a,

Double Edition of Joker's BIG BUCKS $$$$!

Today: Coffee & Bug Proteins


Today as you will see, we are using the new tutorial as I have proposed and introduced to you in this article in Wealthy Affiliate, in case you missed it:

Convert Social into Business Content Wealthy Affiliate!

Which Niche is for You?

  • Niches: Coffee / Bug Proteins
  • Yearly Estimated Revenues: Coffee: Billions $ / Bug Proteins: 1 Billion $ by 2022
  • Competition: Coffee: tough / Bug Proteins: easy
  • Costs: 250$ per subject (for website + services + video reviews + test samples)
  • Affiliate Programs: Coffee: Koacoffee: 20%, Neuro coffee: 5$ or 10$ flatrate / Insects: EdibleInsects: 10%, Aketta: 5-15%
  • Reviews: coffee tastes, coffee enemas / taking bug pills, eating snacks, candy, catch bugs yourself and show how to make meals ;-)) )
  • Social Networks: all, share it with the world :))

How many coffee drinkers are here in Wealthy Affiliate? Well here is one! Every morning I enjoy my cup of coffee and share it in the live chat, having nice conversations with other WA'rs for help or just social.

Did you know that Coffee is a billion dollar business worldwide?

Did you also know that most of the coffee is bugged?

With bugged, we do not mean a software error as often the case is, but at least gets fixed (well in most cases). No we mean real bugs. Now some of you may think, who cares? Extra proteins! True! Insects are containing way more proteins as any meat or most of the vegetables ever can outbalance.

Then perhaps you will ask yourselves, what is a better niche? Selling Bug Proteins or Coffee? Although as most of the coffee contains bugs anyway, with coffee you are probably better off, at least most of the buyers won't notice this fact as no one tells them right? Or would you buy coffee if you knew it contains bug proteins? Would you tell your reader? (you should) And Coffee can also be used for medicine, more on that later.

Bug Proteins

(Picture minimized, warning zoom in at your own risk! ;-) ) There are Bug restaurants in the world offering you all kinds of special Bug Foods, and they are well visited, so there must be a consciousness under many visitors to consume insects above normal meat and vegetables.

Now with offering Bug Proteins, you can be sure the reader will know what he she is getting themselves into right? Then let me give you some more information about Bug Proteins. Btw Bug Proteins are the perfect natural protein for any body builder and survival geek and good for young kids growing up $$$$ !!!

Some Bug proteins examples you can sell are: Attention to Chocolate Lovers! :))

  • Grilled Grasshoppers dipped with Chocolate (Yummy a Crunchy Snack)
  • Grilled Ants dipped with Chocolate (Yummy another Crunchy Snack)
  • Dried Mealworm Larva (no comment ;-) )
  • Black Ants (Your own protein farm? House invaded? (country dependent) :) )
  • Grasshopper Jerky (Everyone will eat it, looks like Beef Jerky :)) )
  • Grasshopper Taco's (who would have ever known! :) )
  • Zebra Tarantula (surprise your friend with spider crunch, perfect breakup crunch? ;-) )
  • Manchurian Scorpions (Has it anything to do with the Manchurian Candidate? :) )
  • Scorpion Sucker in Apple Lolly (Give your kids a funny Lolly :) )

And the list goes on, you will be surprised how many articles you can offer to your readers (ahum only readers aware of this healthy protein will probably buy, but the market is growing fast, so you might want to give it a try).

Bugged Coffee

Let's get to the coffee now. Coffee is a huge industry and you can make good profit with it. Now you will ask me: "but what will happen if people find out about bugs in the coffee?"

That is a very good question indeed, for me I love coffee, it is not disturbing me and I will continue drinking coffee, probably I love the bug flavor anyway now ;-) LOL So the question will be why are there bugs in our coffee in the first place? When harvesting the coffee beans it is unavoidable collecting bugs with the beans as well.

Now if you are a normal coffee drinker, estimate how many bug particles you will consume within a year? Hold on, get a good grip (I don't want you to fall from your chair): 136.080 bug parts! But the good news is, you will consume proteins while drinking coffee, now we know why they say coffee is good for you... ;-)

Besides of drinking coffee, many people swear on using coffee to detoxify your liver and use the coffee as an enema. What is an enema you ask? Go look in Youtube, nothing for weak nerves so you are for-warned. ;-) LOL

And what niche will you select?

Leave your answers below please!

Let me know if you like the new tutorial layout I used! :))

ToLiNoLi, Stefan

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bmjt7845 Premium
This is a very interesting article. My husband was in a foreign country when he first ate ants dipped with chocolate. He enjoyed it. I on the other hand, have not tried to eat any type of bugs before. But if I had to, I would eat ants than any other bugs. What I do like is that they are insects with protein, instead of animals with protein. Thank you for this information.
-Brenda
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phoeby123 Premium
Great energy booster.
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Droseh Premium
Hi Stefan,
Not a coffee drinker but layout of the post was great. FYI...the article to the link you provisions longer available.
Debbie
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Hi Debbie,

Thank you for letting me know, I fixed it, it works now. :) I had to change some of my posts so I was working on the links as well.

Thank you for your compliment, now if others can take my post and start converting too then we will do ourselves and WA a better job writing quality content.

Have a great day and thank you for taking the time. :)

ToLiNoLi
Stefan
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DrTad Premium
I do like your new tutorial layout Stefan....Thanks for sharing.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Thank you Tadeusz, I appreciate that, if you need help with your article to write like this, you know where to find me. :)
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Donnie58 Premium
I grind my own coffee for drinking. Not sure, but I would think this would severely reduce the bug content. But anyway, the bugs don't bother me!

Is it true coffee detoxes the liver? This is very interesting to me since I'm a construction painter AND a serious coffee drinker!

Thanks for the info, Stefan! Have a great day, whatever is left of it for you!
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Here the same Don, my machine grinds and brews and I drink, proteins are good for me, so a reason to keep on drinking coffee,. :))

Well yes it is, but your coffee goes there in where it normally gets out, so that is something unlikely for me.... nah LOL ;-) MozMary knows all about it, you can ask her she is a pro.

Thank you Don for tuning in and have a great day too.

ToLiNoLi, Stefan
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TeamIceCream Premium
Argh no, Stefan, man! I'm having shivers up and down my spine! [LOL! while pulling a face]

When I saw the title I thought "No, I don't even wanna know and I don't have time either, got lots to do today." But I came to look anyway. I guess that is why they say that curiosity killed the cat eh? (And what the job / art of a proficient writer is!) ;-)

[sigh] And I thought you were joking and ignored your minimized photo warning too! ARGH!

Yea, and I guess you are probably rolling on the floor, laughing until your belly hurts because you knew you are going to catch me, didn't you? ;-) [warning finger] Wait, I'll get you back one day! ;-)

I never was a big coffee drinker, but from now on you may enjoy my cup as well! ;-) LOL!

Like Cheryl, I also always enjoyed the coffee cream chocolates... but I have this slight suspicion that mine is now up for grabs as well! ;-) LOL! Cheryl, you want mine as well? ;-) LOL! Yes, no, I'm an animal lover - I refuse to hurt any bugs, thank you! ;-) LOL!

David - 10% ground up bugs? Oh my goodness! I don't even want to think what the bugs may have done in there before it lands in my coffee cup. And Steven's "Cat 'whatever' Coffee" - OOPS swallow Sharlee!

In our part of the world, Hubby is almost coming for lunch, and I'm not even NEARLY hungry! ;-)

I'm not sure whether "thank you" and "enjoyable read" are the right words Stefan, so instead I'll say, "well done on informing us and 5 stars for you research!" ;-) LOL!

May you enjoy a lovely day! ;-)
Sharlee (Chocolate IceCream)
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Not shivers Sharlee, bugs, you mean bugs, all is fine, no worries, protein groovy :))

People for 99% do what they should not do, congratulations you succeeded to belong to the mass, nothing to be worried about, you were probably not the only one ;-) LOL

ho he hallo? Bugs are insects and not animals, there is a big difference ;-)

And thank you for your kind compliments you made my day!

You earned a big ice cream with fruit, so here is yours :))
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LJackson1 Premium
Thanx for the article Stefan! Very informative.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Thank you Lori, happy you liked it. :)

Have a great day!

ToLiNoLi, Stefan
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MarkBa Premium
Nothing bugs me enough to keep me away from my daily coffee fix. Thanks for the info. ~Mark
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Hi Mark,

Exactly, well said! :))

Glad you liked it, Stefan
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MiaL Premium
Well that nearly made me spit out my coffee ... Ewww!
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Hi Melissa,

Ooops that was not the idea... :O

I hope you are feeling well now, I was a bit in shock as well, but it seems to be a normal thing for years, just no one has told us.

Have a great week.
Stefan
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MiaL Premium
And you too Stefan! Hope your week is great.
It's morning here and I live on coffee to keep me awake. Despite the bugs I shall be making another :)
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Black with honey will be great if you are so kind? I need coffee all day to stay awake, no bedtime yet, in some hours I will. :))

Thank you Melissa :))
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GinaU1 Premium
Thanks for the post. You may have helped me kick my coffee habit.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Glad I could help Gina! :))

I am still enjoying my coffee, years of drinking and enjoying, some bugs will not hinder me from stopping drinking coffee. :))

Have a great week.

Stefan
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MKearns Premium
Checkout my friend NICK Usborne's site Stefan. www.coffee detective.com
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Great website, thank you for sharing Mike. Tell him parts of his website are not secure, according to my browser, there are some issues with his pictures.

I thought I let you know.
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MKearns Premium
I'll see him directly next week and let him know that Stefan. I thought about entomological protein sources. It's a great niche. Not so sure about monetizing in the first world though!
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ToLiNoLi Premium
entomological sounds like a great keyword to me, not that I would have ever come on the idea to type that into my search engine lol ;-) but that is another story.

Cheers Mike :))
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SondraM Premium
How funny, Mike. I stumbled across his site yesterday (Monday) I don't think that even the coffee detective is aware of the added protein qualities that can be found in some coffees. He does manage to do a great job of getting people to send him free stuff to review. I admired that he discloses that fact first thing in his reviews.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
I see now Sondar you are a great coffee liker too :)) It sounds cool, getting all those freebies, and getting paid too :P Perfect for anyone who likes coffee.
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denara2017 Premium
I appreciate your effort but I would prefer to do without this information. I am sharing this with you as I am drinking my morning corree.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Ai, point taken Dennis, I understand.

Wishing you a great and blessed day!

Stefan
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denara2017 Premium
Whooops, COFFEE. I hope your day is going very well.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
It is thank you, enjoying my cup too. :)) Lot's to do but I enjoy it.

Thank you Dennis! :))
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CowboyJames Premium
Thinking I will stick with my affiliate niche, if it is all the same to you.

Thank you Stefan, you come up with the best!
Enjoy your day
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Thank you James, and you are welcome always! :))

Glad I can help, if you have any question just drop me a line James.

It is evening here, but thanks, I wish you an enjoyable day too. :)

Stefan
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rlawson47 Premium
Very interesting
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Hi Leslie,

You can use this review as an example to write your own and let us know once you do, we will read and help you out.

Stefan
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bigrog44 Premium
Thanks for sharing, Stefan.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
You are welcome Roger! :) Glad you liked it.
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DEversley Premium
Excellently written Stefan! I enjoyed the humor and the info.

I have been seeing chocolate coated ants in cans for years but I am a more traditional eater.
There is an old saying, what you don't know wouldn't hurt you.

I love coffee but I wasn't aware that it contained more than 10% of ground up bugs (according to the FDA). Apparently, they are too difficult to be removed so they get to stay and be a part of the coffee making experience:).

Well written and great layout. Yes, I like it!

David
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Thank you David, I very much appreciate your compliments, coming from you that is awesome! :))

I have no idea how chocolate ants taste, surely no problems to try them out, hmmm I may request samples and if I get some do a test and make a video review out of it, why not, surely lots of fun and may attract many views. :))

I had no idea either coffee contains bugs, so I thought a great way to write a new funny niche article.

I will keep the layout then and I hope those who read my tutorial will give it a try as well, a good training to produce high quality articles like this for their website(s).

Anyway if you look at Kyle's Bootcamp training, he is writing reviews in a similar style. :))

Kyle is the Best, he is a true inspiration to me!

Stefan :))
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DEversley Premium
Yes, he is!
Happy to hear that!
David
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ToLiNoLi Premium
I am happy too David,

Have a blessed week!

Stefan
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Chezbrown Premium
Ok Stefan, thanks a bunch for that. I have skipped over a whole lot of it and come to here as I cannot read about bugs without wanting to scratch and the thought of eating them, well NO THANK YOU and I thought Wayne dunking pringles in melted chocolate was gross lol.

As long as you are not bugging my coffee then I will be A.OK thanks lol. xxxx
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Hi Cheryl,

Sorry didn't know, I hope I did not spoil your coffee now... Anyway no one keeps me away from coffee, drinking it for years so who cares right? :)) xxx
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Chezbrown Premium
Me either Stefan, love coffee and coffee flavoured things, especially coffee cream chocolates, yum yum yum.

I'm the same as your self, have been drinking it for years and not about to stop now lol. xxxx
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Great, then I know what I will bring you to make you happy. :))

Do they make chocolates in your country? xxx
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Chezbrown Premium
Off course they do Stefan lol, where do you think I live lol, the back of beyond.

The only thing the did though was take the coffee creams out of the boxes of chocolates which made me crrrrrrry. xxxx
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Now tell me Cheryl, where is the Back of Beyond? Sounds mystical and very interesting, you need to tell me all about it! ;-) LOL

Oh I thought the coffee cream is inside the chocolate, no? xxx
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Chezbrown Premium
The coffee cream is inside the chocolate Stefan, what I meant was they withdrew the selection of the coffee creams from the boxes of chocolates altogether. xxxx

Now when we refer to being in the back of beyond, it means being away out in the wilderness where there is nothing round about you at all so you would be all alone with nothing to do, no one to speak to and no amenities near you at all.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Who wants to have hungry chocolate eaters around them anyway, perfect for me, yummy, I will make sure to have chocolates with me, always! ;-) LOL

Thank you for explaining, you rock Cheryl!!! xxx :)))
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Chezbrown Premium
You are so right Stefan, we do not want hungry chocolate eaters around us and if you are on your own you wouldn't need to share them as you would have all the more for yourself, hoping you would invite me and share them with me though lol.

You are very welcome and thank you so much. You also rock Stefan. xxxx
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Off course Cheryl, I share with you. After you gave me that box with delicious chocolates, you are truly worth it to share chocolates with. :))

Thank you for the compliments Cheryl! xxx
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sarnoff Premium
The most expensive coffee in the world, Kopi Luwak a Southeast Asian brew made from coffee berries passed through the digestive tract of an Asian palm civet, is also called cat poop coffee!

$89.95 for 3.5 oz on amazon.com: Granell-Luwak-Coffee-100grams. Affiliate link anyone?

No, I'm not kidding. Go check it out.

Maybe the bug protein is not so bad after all?

Another coffee lover ....... lol
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Cat Poop Coffee ROFL :D

Wow, did you try it out?

Love your humor, thanks for sharing Steven! :))
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sarnoff Premium
No! I had business acquaintances that were trying it.
I'm a Mountain Java Supreme French Roast kinda guy...
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Awesome, I try different blends, unfortunately my coffee espresso machine doesn't like chocolate flavored beans, the machine gets stuck, no water dripping through.

Did you ever experienced this?

I have a Delonghi machine.
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sarnoff Premium
No, I've been using a French Press for may years. So old it's a vintage Melior which was bought by Bodum.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Cool, I got some hand coffee makers, the real old ones you cook on a stove. The coffee tastes much stronger. I have many different models, I collected once.... :)

I will make a video review on them and then offer them for sales, I am using my espresso machine mainly, fast and easy and I like the taste.

Thank you for sharing Peter.

Stefan
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sarnoff Premium
Do you have an old Cory where you put the water in the bottom and the coffee on top and the boiling water goes up into the coffee and as it cools comes back down sans grounds? These are being made again by some other company. But cool to watch and made good coffee.
I had an espresso machine once but don't remember why I didn't care for it.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Yes exactly these, most of them are old collectible, but I got also some newer models.

A friend of mine only uses these to make coffee, his wife prefers the coffee machine. :))

I can drink both, but I need to get some extra honey inside to absorb the strong coffee shock lol ;-)

If you like I will let you know once the video goes on youtube so you can have a look (and help me telling me how I can improve as video making is a new skill I need to learn :) )

Stefan
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sarnoff Premium
Glad to. I look forward to it.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Great Steven, I very much appreciate that! :))
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LJackson1 Premium
I actually heard about that one Steve! Yeah I'm with ya, bugs sounds better than cat poop::-
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Absolutely LOL ;-)
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buffetearns Premium
It’s quite common here to eat lots of the insects above, usually deep fried - not my cup of tea! Just off coffee for a while!

Wayne
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Here we have no insects you can buy Wayne. Too unknown I think. I think I could give it a try if they are dipped in chocolate. :))

Maybe the taste is not bad after all.

Stefan
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SondraM Premium
Ah man..... as I sit here, finishing off my second cup of coffee, your post about bugs in coffee has disrupted my blissful state of ignorance again!

So for now, I've got to get outside and spread chicken feed all of the ground to encourage my hens to get their daily share of bugs so their eggs will taste better. That is the only thing that I can think of why I get compliments on my eggs tasting better than the grocery store eggs that are sold as coming from cage free hens. I make my girls get off their lazy butts and go out and eat more bugs.

I'll check out the new tutorial later today.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Sondra, too funny, I like your humor ROFL :D

Let me know if your chickens love eating more insects after the ID trackers you implanted in them ;-))

Looking forward to hear your opinion on the new tutorial I used today.

Stefan :))
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SondraM Premium
Stefan, you made my day. Only in the "shadows" of the internet does a former CPA/bean counter, get told that she has a sense of humor. Thank you
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ToLiNoLi Premium
I love it Sondra, now you need to feed me like your chickens each and every day ;-) Seeing you back soon.....
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joejr49 Premium
My first site was coffee...:-)
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Great, and how is this niche going for you? Did you know our coffee is bugged?
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buffetearns Premium
I looked at coffee machines. Is your site successful?

Wayne
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Espresso machines? I got one, very happy with it :))
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joejr49 Premium
Didn't know about the bugs, been drinking coffee for a long time, still kicking...that site gets some activity, but no sales yet...still working on it though...need to go back and apply things I have learned/am learning
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Me neither, so I thought I bring it up, it fits well with the insect protein niche. :))

Good Luck with your Coffee niche, I hope this review may help.

Stefan
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buffetearns Premium
Good luck with it!

Wayne
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phoeby123 Premium
Yum, coffee with ants. My favorite.
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ToLiNoLi Premium
Why didn't I thought of that Phoeby? :-) LOL
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