Something Strange In WA? Who You Gonna Call? Spambusters!
TUESDAY, AUGUST 15, 2017
Dear Readers,
It has come under our attention that WA has been infiltrated by the so called Plugolators. There is not much known about this new alien race, but it seems they are affecting all computer systems at WA by creating a mass amount of unwanted advertisements trying to drive the users nuts. So we are looking for a new team of Super Heroes fighting the Plugolators.
The Joker will train you in your new assignment, just sign up by putting your name under our flyer and send it to the Redaction of ToLiNoLi, attn: ToLiNoLi, Ambassador Reporter
SPAMBUSTERS : WE BUST YOUR SPAMS!
- Something wrong in WA, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Overrun by ads, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Blog with ads, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Question with ads, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Live chat with ads, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- PM with ads, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Your profile with ads, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Certification course about Spams, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Bootcamp course about Spams, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Yearly Upgrade about Spams, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Someone looks as Spam, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Someone calls himself Spam, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Unknown ads on your website, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Anyone is acting strange, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- A webinar starts with ads, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Jay starts talking ads, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- Your website looks like Spam, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
- You dream about Spam, who are you gonna call? Spambusters!
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Your loyalty benefits:
- Become the first Spambuster at WA!
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- Any catched spam is yours, keep it (now you can be a real Spamcollector)!
- The famous Marshmallow Spam is still out there, no one has seen it yet!
- Learn to be a real detective finding Spammers, Sherlock would be jealous!
- Learn to control your Fear, no worries, Spammers keep you running!
And last but not least, be a Real Hero and enjoy the compliments for your good work from The Daily WA, Kyle & Carson and all users of WA Community!
ToLiNoLi
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Yes Cheryl, call me anytime, when we have no spammers to hunt we can have a coffee together. :)
You are welcome Sue, it was time for some entertainment, I am happy you liked it. :)) Have a nice evening.
That actually is a true story. In my twenties, my roommates and I were watching our pennies, so whalah...Spam with Pineapple for Easter dinner. When I look at Spam now, I cringe with all that visible fat content.
I think after this all the spammers will be gone... the spambusters can take a break then...are you going to send them to a nice holiday in Tahiti :)
I was more thinking off sending them with you so you can take them for a moonwalk on one blue moon :)
You are hired. Come to the training grounds at the Gym of Camping WA. Tomorrow morning at 08.00 we start your training.
The Joker, Ambassador Reporter of The Daily WA
When you come tomorrow, bring some old clothes.... you might need them during your training... ;-)
I don't think it's a good thing to mobilize the WA community for an uncontrolled spam hunt. When you encounter a spam message, you can act up on. You can do this in a very civilized way, Stefan.
When you see people continuously spreading spam, you can send them a PM with the rules with on page 6 the spam is a no-no attached. And explain to them, which behavior is accepted, and which is not.
A lot of people are totally innocent and are spamming unknowingly because they don't know the rules. Wealthy Affiliate - The Open Education Project
Loes,
If you have not seen it by now, this is a parody post. Are you taking all my posts that serious, really? Because if yes, it means you believe in Aliens. :)
Is it my writing style you do not like? Or what is it that you are recently starting to fight my blog posts here? You have not done that in the past, I can remember you even liked those posts....
So what is it Loes that you have against me?
No problem Loes, thanks :)
I know you always try to help out, that is why we are here, I try to do the same, and I often listen to your teachings, as yours are good to learn from. :) That is why I was so surprised, we work well as a team. :)
It is never my intention nor will it ever be to start witch huntings here. I worked on all those spams in the Activity Dashboard the last 2 weeks and I often mailed Kyle if I was not sure, or help him by just sending him the links, as he knows what is right and wrong in case of smart spammers.... (yes they get smarter by the day...)
I thought to make a funny parody on it.
I inform newbies to remove their website links and teach them why, also include Kyle's link about spamming so they have the chance to correct their mistake.
I think everyone agrees here that we do not like spam and we all should be attentive to it.
Feel free to PM me if you think you see something strange. ;-)
Have a nice day.
Stefan
So let me get this right, we have people who are addicted to eating spam AND witches in the WA? What the heck have I joined here? The minute I see spinning heads on my screen or smelling canned meat from my USB port, I'm out like VD in the 70's.....
No worries,
All is fine, parody at work,
If you see aliens and monsters, put a paper bag over your head and hide under a table (worked in the 50ies too)... See my blogposts, and start with the alien invasion...
I very much like your sense of humor. :) LOL
Exactly Loes,
What are you teaching with the Open Education Project btw?
Let me include the correct link to Kyle's spam rules... :P Spam is a NO NO!
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Chuckles, thanks! Maybe I am relaxed enough to work now!
Lynne
You are very much welcome, I love to write Edutainment stories, learn while you read a novel funny story. :))
Have a look at my other stories whenever you need another laugh and you like to learn something new.
Happy having you here.
Stefan
I certainly will and often need that laugh!
Lynne