My Life as Santa! The Interview!

byToLiNoLi

6.7K followers

5 years ago

Ho ho ho, there he is.

ToLiNoLi

Hello Santa Claus, welcome to my studio, I am honoured to have this exclusive interview with you. I appreciate you are taking the time to be here with us. I know you are having a very busy schedule.

Santa Claus

Hello ToLiNoLi, I am honoured as well. Yes many duties await me to visit so many people in the world. I am here to tell you and all people from Wealthy Affiliate my tale of who I am and where I came from ho ho ho..

ToLiNoLi

Great, shall we start? I am sure our fans, readers and newbies like to hear all about it

My Life as Santa! By Santa Claus!

Once upon a time there was and there still is me, Santa Claus. I was there, all the sudden, ho ho ho what is that on my head? I like it. I look so cute and it is all so new to me. Ho ho ho as a young Santa baby I started to crawl the world to learn all about it, because when I am older I will visit the world and bring many people joy and happiness in their lives.

So I grew up, and I had to learn how to handle reindeers. Had you ever a reindeer? Well if you had or have you must know, training them is everything else as ho ho ho. The best way to train a reindeer is to be one. So I took on my reindeer clothes, put a Red nose up and I played all along with them. That was a lot of fun ho ho ho.

As a young Santa, the most important part is to have many Santa clothes and having always an extra set with you, should it get dirty. I always had a hard time to choose the right hat. I love them all. Which one do you like most?

As a Santa kid I loved to play with my food, it was eating and education in one. Have you ever tried to play with your food? Try it, you shall see it will bring you lots of joy and happiness. This is a learning game for young and old ho ho ho.

Yes, that is me, I was learning to be Santa at the beach. Look you see that cool hat, I choose the third of the left. I learned that people are everywhere in the world, even at the beach ho ho ho. That is where I met my friend Cena a husky dog. She was lonely at the beach and when we met we had lots of fun ho ho ho. I decided to train her so she will be able to go with me.

We got best friends. During my training I tried to hypnotize her, but she hypnotized me, can you believe it? That is where I learned my ho ho ho, it is a kind of husky language coming from hooooeeeoooo hooooeeeeooooo. I prefer the ho ho ho as it works well with my reindeers, they miracly listen to me. And whenever I say ho ho ho, it always reminds me of my best friend. When I am on my way to visit all you people, Cena stays at home watching guard.

Then when I grew older I finally got my first real trip to visit all of you. Although I normally fly, at that particular day I decided to sleigh through New York and enjoy the beautiful lighting everywhere as well as the people all winking at me. I tried to see how fast my Reindeers can go and then another beautiful blinking light in Blue and Red popped up from behind. You people have fantastic lights I must give you that. Then it went wooooeeeewoooowweeee. No what was that, some people calling themselves the police invited me to join them in their car. Ho ho ho are we going to have a party? My reindeers had to stay behind.

Ho ho ho that was my first photo shooting. Don't I look great? Wow those police officers were so friendly. After some talks and I telling them I love to party with them, but I need to go to bring everyone their presents, they first didn't want to believe me.

But once I gave them theirs from my huge sack, they all were full of joy and happiness. They invited me to have some hot drinks and delicious food. Ho ho ho, they had all their kids there in a beautiful Christmas tree. We had a beautiful time. That was a great experience at my first night.

Then I looked at my watch, what was that, oooh nooo soooo late ho ho ho, hey hey hey I had to leave as quickly as possible. They ran behind me and said to give me a special police escort to make the road free. They drove in front of me clearing the road, so I could quickly deliver all those presents. I must tell you we went really fast with those beautiful lights and awesome sound.

Now I am much older and it is fantastic what your technology has all brought. Internet is so awesome, from my home I can chat with all the people in the world and it makes it much easier for me to find all your presents. They call those Woo Woo shops I think. And so greatly build, I heard so many good stories from Wealthy Affiliate. Many of those Woo Woo shops were made by people who studied with you. I think I will sign up for an account too and learn how to make my own Santa Claus website.

ToLiNoLi

Wow that was an awesome story. I think we all can agree on that. And yes come join us Santa and learn how you will be awesome online. You can learn that all here at the Wealthy Affiliate Program.

Santa Claus

Yes let's do that, ho ho ho what see I there, can I take one or two? Oh and let's toast on that!

Yeah let's relax for a while, I worked a lot and I need some relaxation too. To Wealthy Affiliate and all the beautiful people in the world ho ho ho. I wish you all a wonderful time and don't forget when you see me, wink!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

ToLiNoLi & Santa Claus