I QUIT Wealthy Affiliate! (not really, it was April fools)

Last Update: April 03, 2019

I am out.

Here are 10 reasons why:

  1. This Wealthy Affiliate thing didn't make me super-rich quick. Why haven't Kyle & Carson created a BUTTON that would make us money instantly?
  2. Marketers told me that after I make money online, I can just lay on the beach and check my laptop how much I earned during the day. But laying on the beach all day isn't that fun as they told me!
  3. Jay's webinars should come out every day. Not only every week.
  4. In the last day of Vegas WA conference they ONLY had delicious 20 different foods to eat. They should have at least 21 options.
  5. Some relatives and friends don't believe that 'make money online thing' works. Maybe they know better than those who have actually made money online for +17 years like Kyle & Carson...
  6. Somebody said me something wrong in Wealthy Affiliate 2 years ago. I don't remember who he was and what he said but that must be a good reason to quit, right?
  7. There are every day new success stories happening at Wealthy Affiliate. It's too much for me. I can't handle it anymore.
  8. There's too much positivity in this community. I want to get around the people who always complain how hard life is and how nothing is working. I can't find such complaining here!
  9. I have too much freedom because of Wealthy Affiliate. I can decide what time to wake up, when to do the work, where to live and basically everything. It's too much freedom. I want to go back to the 'jail-like' 9-5 job where I don't have almost any freedom at all! Then I don't need to make hard decisions like what time go to sleep and when to eat today.
  10. Wealthy Affiliate monthly membership costs almost as much as 4 lunches. I can't skip any lunch so I must quit now, right? Even though WA would make you 100x more money than you put in.

Therefore.

As a super-logical person I must quit.

No options.

I go to a 9-5 job to a cold office where a boss tells me what to do.

Wish me luck!

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APRIL FOOLS but 1 day late! hehe :D

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I am obviously NOT QUITTING.

Wealthy Affiliate training & community is amazing and there are 1,001 reasons why I will NOT QUIT.

As you may already know, Wealthy Affiliate changed my own life. When I joined WA, I didn't even know what the word "Affiliate Marketing" means. And recently I made my new record of $2,200 with affiliate marketing in 20 hours. Pretty big change from the moment I joined until today.

I will probably NEVER quit Wealthy Affiliate community.

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What about you? Are you planning to stick around here and change your life as well.

Make sure to stay at least 1 year until next year's April fools! ;)

By the way, are you already a yearly member at Wealthy Affiliate?

If you are not, commit now for 1 year more. Okay? :)

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Have a great April my friend!

Cheers

Roope "I NEVER Quit" Kiuttu

PS. Leave a comment below and tell us why do you enjoy Wealthy Affiliate?

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Hudson Premium
Very good.
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RoopeKiuttu Premium
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Nice April fool joke I almost felt for it.
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AffMktgRt Premium
Great post Robert,

Funny as heck as well, I mean you got us at the cold office 9 to 5 gig with a pesky boss. Who wouldn't want to do that for most of their lives after enslaving themselves to meaningless college loans?

Below is my humble 2 parts post on that subject from last week: Thanks for such a great post.

Blessings
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RoopeKiuttu Premium
Hehe! Funny comment :D you made me laugh out loud !
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marchanna Premium
ha ha! :)
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RoopeKiuttu Premium
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Hmp1 Premium
I enjoy the support. The courses are top notch and I can work through them on my own timeline. When I run into trouble someone within the community always helps me out. And mostly, when I have a discouraging day Many people here offer words of encouragement.
I’m a lifer, lol.
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RoopeKiuttu Premium
Thanks for sharing! :)

Lifer sounds good. Lifetime membership could be an interesting option here?
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MichalB Premium
good try ;)
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RoopeKiuttu Premium
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